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A bit off topic: why do we still get the nightly link to vote for the original Endtown when its site at moderntales.com no longer exists?Also, was there anything on the original moderntales.com Endtown site that wasnât migrated over to here?Thanks!
How cool would it be if Maudeâs husband was repurposed as a transporter, and Petey has been carrying it around. Hey, Mr Hopper isnât using his body anymore, just how good is Mallard? JusWildlySpeculatin
Over the weekend things got a little absurd on this post. Hereâs a collected version with the last half being another addition. Enjoy (hopefully).
âLet Them Eat Cake â an Inspector Kowalski mystery.â
It was hot. Damn hot. Iâd broken two mutant eggs and put them on the sidewalk to cook. Breakfast would be ready in another 5 minutes. But, before I could place the third strip of bacon next to the eggs, a dame walked up and blurted out âI need your help!â Itâs always the dames. I looked at her heaving chest, her towering beehive hairdo and her 3" long blood-red nails. âLady, you need a lot of things. Whatâs biting you?â âItâs about the cake!â âCash only, Dollface! I donât take cakes outa the goodness of my heart.â
My nameâs Kowalski. Iâm a koala.
The Dame said âYou sure have an attitude!â
I replied âYou ever seen an angry Koala, Lady?âThe Dame paused. âYouâre rightâ, she exclaimed breathlessly. âIn your line of work, that would be a bad thing, âcause an angry koala sure would take the cake!â
Another cake reference.
âIâm trying to track down âMr. Hopperâ âshe continued. âHe was very important to me.â
âIs he a kangaroo?â I asked. I once knew a Mr. Hopper but I wanted to make sure. A lot of folks changed their name after coming to Endtown. For some it was a way to identify with who they are now. For others it was away to make a break from the past.
âHe ainât nothing but a hound dog.â She replied. I looked down at my breakfast. In the few moments weâd been talking my eggs went from sunny side up to hard cooked. The bacon needed turning. I looked around for my spatula. Weâre a mile underground and our lighting is artificial. Youâd think they would have better control over the intensity.
Whatâs your name, sweetie pie?â I was getting tired of the cake references.
In Lindaâs case, the running is more of a matter of self preservation. If this shouting match continued much longer, others could know about her past which would mean she wouldnât have much of a future.
Linda may end up going to the clock tower but I suspect it would be more to reflect than to jump. If she talks to Angus, she may learn about Holly, which may lead her to the hospital.
Okay, read it here we go.Linda ran around the corner hearing a noise. She thought someone else may be listening.As she rounded the corner suddenlyâŠâŠâŠâŠshe woke up in a room alone. A single figure in the chair in front of her. She could feel her arms and legs were tied.Good knots she thought.âWho the hell are youâ she demanded.There was flicker of light thenâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
Linda would be found out one day anyway. this way she got it over with, or let the cat out of the bag. People only know what the norm is by what they see and how history is presented. At 17 years old, had been told that the topsiders were the good guys. She probably didnât suspect anything different. Even if she knew that killing mutants was wrong, peer pressure to conform would have been all it would take for her o join the other kids in comparing mutants to animals. Even 50 years ago people questioned if animals had thoughts or feelings. If it took us this long for Most of us to hate cruelty to animals, if you were forming who you were after an Apocalypse! that might seriously intrude on your reasoning. And she may have been in love with a zealot for the cause.
It would take a large group therapy of Many sessions for mutants to understand what we grasp right away about a teen who was just doing what she had been told was right.
I hope this will blow over without Linda killing herself or Jake J. or all of End town killing her. I hope she finds a strong guy maybe, who will stand up for her. Or a group of friends. seems unlikely tho.
Look at it this wayâŠLinda fell into a situation she never intended to get intoâ-who knew the world-as-she-knew-it would come to an end and leaving two struggling groups hostile to each other? Linda wound up as a Topsider. She could have gotten out of it by mutatingâ-she did get out of it that wayâ-but would anybody not as crazy as Flask volunteer for it? She had to surviveâŠwhich meant going along to get a longâŠand, if she didnât, Iâm sure they wouldâve made use of her in some other way.#And not just Linda. She has a child, a son. It wasnât just her survivalâ-it was his, too.
Robert NowallThe curious thing was that Flask initially rejected the idea of mutating and was planning to kill herself. Then she tried to do one last good thing, fell in love and decided that mutating to be with the man she loved was worth it. She really wasnât that crazy back then. It was only after spending some time down in the pit that she snapped.
Gildedtongue over 11 years ago
The Koalaâs out of the bag now.
Ida No over 11 years ago
Linda: âSoap! Soap! Where can I find soap!ââAlso, oopsâŠâ
dirtyoldlady1 over 11 years ago
good as long as it goes .BlessedBe
sylerner over 11 years ago
A bit off topic: why do we still get the nightly link to vote for the original Endtown when its site at moderntales.com no longer exists?Also, was there anything on the original moderntales.com Endtown site that wasnât migrated over to here?Thanks!
MacEwanMouse over 11 years ago
If you want to build properly, you better start from the bottom up.
JusSayin over 11 years ago
Sorry for including first generation. I will do better in the future.Sincerely and Respectfully,JusSayin
Ida No over 11 years ago
Linda makes her first friend in Endtown.And her second.They both wear coats. Coincidence? I think not.
JusSayin over 11 years ago
How cool would it be if Maudeâs husband was repurposed as a transporter, and Petey has been carrying it around. Hey, Mr Hopper isnât using his body anymore, just how good is Mallard? JusWildlySpeculatin
witchspell63 over 11 years ago
Wow, open mouth insert footâŠ..
DADOF3 over 11 years ago
Standby Angus, here comes another oneâŠ.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 11 years ago
Alas, there wonât ever be a time when Linda can stop paying. No matter what, thereâll be some who wonât forgetâŠ
mr_sherman Premium Member over 11 years ago
Over the weekend things got a little absurd on this post. Hereâs a collected version with the last half being another addition. Enjoy (hopefully).
âLet Them Eat Cake â an Inspector Kowalski mystery.â
It was hot. Damn hot. Iâd broken two mutant eggs and put them on the sidewalk to cook. Breakfast would be ready in another 5 minutes. But, before I could place the third strip of bacon next to the eggs, a dame walked up and blurted out âI need your help!â Itâs always the dames. I looked at her heaving chest, her towering beehive hairdo and her 3" long blood-red nails. âLady, you need a lot of things. Whatâs biting you?â âItâs about the cake!â âCash only, Dollface! I donât take cakes outa the goodness of my heart.â
My nameâs Kowalski. Iâm a koala.
The Dame said âYou sure have an attitude!â
I replied âYou ever seen an angry Koala, Lady?âThe Dame paused. âYouâre rightâ, she exclaimed breathlessly. âIn your line of work, that would be a bad thing, âcause an angry koala sure would take the cake!â
Another cake reference.
âIâm trying to track down âMr. Hopperâ âshe continued. âHe was very important to me.â
âIs he a kangaroo?â I asked. I once knew a Mr. Hopper but I wanted to make sure. A lot of folks changed their name after coming to Endtown. For some it was a way to identify with who they are now. For others it was away to make a break from the past.
âHe ainât nothing but a hound dog.â She replied. I looked down at my breakfast. In the few moments weâd been talking my eggs went from sunny side up to hard cooked. The bacon needed turning. I looked around for my spatula. Weâre a mile underground and our lighting is artificial. Youâd think they would have better control over the intensity.
Whatâs your name, sweetie pie?â I was getting tired of the cake references.
âTrudy.â
I got angry.
crookedwolf Premium Member over 11 years ago
Linda, first you must forgive yourself..and then suck up to Maude like crazy!oops, that may be a poor choice of words..
Francis362003 over 11 years ago
AUHA. Itâs all coming out now.
Darwinskeeper over 11 years ago
In Lindaâs case, the running is more of a matter of self preservation. If this shouting match continued much longer, others could know about her past which would mean she wouldnât have much of a future.
Darwinskeeper over 11 years ago
Linda may end up going to the clock tower but I suspect it would be more to reflect than to jump. If she talks to Angus, she may learn about Holly, which may lead her to the hospital.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
I did miss it. Busy. Will check it out.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Okay, read it here we go.Linda ran around the corner hearing a noise. She thought someone else may be listening.As she rounded the corner suddenlyâŠâŠâŠâŠshe woke up in a room alone. A single figure in the chair in front of her. She could feel her arms and legs were tied.Good knots she thought.âWho the hell are youâ she demanded.There was flicker of light thenâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
Vet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Linda is running to her apartment. She just remembered she left the stove on all this time.
Coyoty Premium Member over 11 years ago
Linda has seen what her people do, and she canât forgive it either.
pam Miner over 11 years ago
Linda would be found out one day anyway. this way she got it over with, or let the cat out of the bag. People only know what the norm is by what they see and how history is presented. At 17 years old, had been told that the topsiders were the good guys. She probably didnât suspect anything different. Even if she knew that killing mutants was wrong, peer pressure to conform would have been all it would take for her o join the other kids in comparing mutants to animals. Even 50 years ago people questioned if animals had thoughts or feelings. If it took us this long for Most of us to hate cruelty to animals, if you were forming who you were after an Apocalypse! that might seriously intrude on your reasoning. And she may have been in love with a zealot for the cause.
It would take a large group therapy of Many sessions for mutants to understand what we grasp right away about a teen who was just doing what she had been told was right.
I hope this will blow over without Linda killing herself or Jake J. or all of End town killing her. I hope she finds a strong guy maybe, who will stand up for her. Or a group of friends. seems unlikely tho.
pam Miner over 11 years ago
I have really enjoyed âthe Koala Mysteryâ. Itâs so fun when spontaneous stuff like that happens.
Dragoncat over 11 years ago
Maybe someday, LindaâŠmaybe⊠But definitely not today.
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 11 years ago
Look at it this wayâŠLinda fell into a situation she never intended to get intoâ-who knew the world-as-she-knew-it would come to an end and leaving two struggling groups hostile to each other? Linda wound up as a Topsider. She could have gotten out of it by mutatingâ-she did get out of it that wayâ-but would anybody not as crazy as Flask volunteer for it? She had to surviveâŠwhich meant going along to get a longâŠand, if she didnât, Iâm sure they wouldâve made use of her in some other way.#And not just Linda. She has a child, a son. It wasnât just her survivalâ-it was his, too.
Darwinskeeper over 11 years ago
Robert NowallThe curious thing was that Flask initially rejected the idea of mutating and was planning to kill herself. Then she tried to do one last good thing, fell in love and decided that mutating to be with the man she loved was worth it. She really wasnât that crazy back then. It was only after spending some time down in the pit that she snapped.