Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 17, 2013
Transcript:
Goat: Do you ever pray? Rat: Just the genius prayer. Goat: What's that? Rat: Got grant me the courage to change the things I cannot accept, serenity to accept the things I've changed, and the wisdom to know I'm different. Goat: You're going to Hell. Rat: Don't try using it. You don't qualify.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Goat should have phrased that differently: “Go to hell, Rat.”
punmeister about 11 years ago
Let’s hope Reinhold Niebuhr has the serenity to not roll over in his grave.
zero about 11 years ago
Let us prey…
einarbt about 11 years ago
Get off your knees and do something about it I’d say.
cdgar about 11 years ago
Rat stole that prayer from me!
kamb8 about 11 years ago
I predict Pastis is going to get some angry letters about this one.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
I wouldn’t have expected Rat to pray at all, but this is the prayer I would expect from a praying Rat. Goat is overly judgemental for a cartoon character, but I can appreciate his sentiment. Rat is sooooo bad….
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
It’s good to try to change the things we cannot accept. There are many unacceptable things that need changing—and don’t change because good people do nothing.
Zebrails about 11 years ago
That would cover the first paragraph of the prayer.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 11 years ago
Rat really understands the nature ofA. governmentB. religionC. corporationsD. socialistsE. librariansPick any four of the five.
jmartin1955 about 11 years ago
Thanks, I now have a prayer to use.
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Goat got that right.
Enoki about 11 years ago
Seems Rat has already been there (Hell). Probably an earlier reincarnation…
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
I just ignore everything…safe that way.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
I thought Rat’s slogan was, “Let us PREY”!!
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
I have to admit guilt. I am like Rat. I have a motto on my desk.“It’s hard to be humble when you are as great as I am.”I have had that thing for over 40 years.
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Rat’s going to hell in a bucket.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlMjdwb6HY0
boogshine about 11 years ago
Goat, the erstwhile presumptive nerd, has taken a beating lately. And not much to be heard from the zebra and crocs.
up2trixx about 11 years ago
I prefer Waterson’s (Calvin & Hobbes) version:Lord, grant me the power to change what I can,The inability to accept what I can’t,And the incapacity to tell the difference
…Or something like that…
JoeyCooler777 about 11 years ago
That wasn’t THAT bad , Goat
Number Three about 11 years ago
Agree 100% with you there, Goat.
LOL xxx
Hillbillyman about 11 years ago
Pastis can’t be far behind.
codedaddy about 11 years ago
Rat, I served with Genius. I knew Genius. Genius was a friend of mine. Rat, you’re no Genius.
alantain over 1 year ago
Sounds like a perfectly good prayer to me. Unless you can’t change what you can’t accept. Then you just drive yourself nuts.