Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for September 21, 2013

I didn’t know Anton LaVey Jr. was coaching Oakwood.

I guess Gil is saying “Thanks, Tod.” At first it looked like “Thanks, too,” which would have been a classic.

Gad!! I hadn’t heard that Tod had cancer…

P1 – Wow, Chip can sure sky. Looks like the linemen haven’t even reacted to the snap yet.P3 – Who ever says they couldn’t find an answer to blockers?

We don’t know it yet but the answer is the cheerleader over there and his big friend. My guess is he makes some acrobatic catch of an errant pass that gets everybody’s attention.

I can only imagine Tod meeting with his poor defensive coaches and watching game film on that touchdown. “Now dagnabit, guys. You should have known they were going to try something like this when they brought that big cannon on the field and the guy with the football crawled into it.”

Welll….I’ll be dadgummed. That’s the first Tod Andrews sighting since 1999. No more Magnum P.I. look, Sir Pat Stewart is coacking Oakwood football. I’m so touched. I have a tear in my beer.

In all reality, I was expecting more from Oakwood their coach is Ming the Merciless.

Hey, I was best friends with Tod Andrews’ daughter Abby when he left to coach Oakwood back in 1990. Sadly she disappeared into the vortex along with the Thorp kids. I guess I should be happy that Wally and I are still around.

Oakwood would have better luck in those short yardage situations if they put more than two men on the line.

Heisenberg

Only the Old Guys remember Ming and Flash! “Hmm hmm hmm … take the Earthling to the Radium furnaces!”

Anton LaVey, Jr. I had to look him up. Good one.Now I have to find out why he was pals with Sammy Davis Jr.

Actually, I don’t know if there was an Anton LaVey Jr. But Anton LaVey was the founder, I think, of the Church of Satan. A quick Google of his name will give you a picture. Since he’s dead, I stuck the “Jr.” after his name.

Is this coach the evil Dr. Sen; Dr. Benton Quest’s arch enemy? Only Johnny Quest knows….