B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for September 10, 2013

Have you heard that Lemmings don’t commit suicide? Ah, now that’s the first drink done and dusted.

@Bruno ZeigertsIndeed, if lemmings did commit mass suicide, they’d be extinct by now. Well… maybe not… only the ones with vertigo would be left.

Is this where the concept of B.A.S.E. jumping got started?

Yeah, kid, ObamaCare has gotcha covered!

or a trampoline

deep

Is that McCain or Kerry?

The label should say “History’s First Sucker”

There were a few times Evel Knievel could have used a few air bag himself…

Or as my mom had said to me when I complained about not being able to do what my firends were doing, “If everyone jumped off the roof, would you do it too?” So what do lemming moms say?

The problem with being a lemming is that there’s never a good cliff around when you need one.

Oh, grow up. The Dems won the White House. Get over it.

That lemming lies like a cheap rug. He had a pipe dream. You don’t need an airbag when you can fly. After all, why jump? Superman needed a little jump go get airborn..And finally…..Go Lemmings!

that’s right this isn’t Doonesbury a political strip