Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for September 11, 2013

From yesterday: “Have I been in prison?” My name is Anthony Rubino, Jr. Whata you think?

Let’s get a head count. Are you a man or a woman?

I’m a dude, a guy, a chap, a bloke, a fellow… ♂

I’d think you wouldn’t have to ask….

Well, unless you spent WAY too long in prison.

Dude or Dudette? That is the question.I’m a DUDE!

A woman, and I try to be a lady. (Sometimes, unfortunately, I can be a witch.)

Well, I don’t plant pansies in September, so what does that make me?

I am a Dudess!

Tony, my mothers parents and aunts and uncles crossed over at Ellis Island from Italy.

Man

I’m all woman and have born 4 children. Can’t have more but . . . ;-D

So, you have one neighbor who poaches your produce and another who shares seeds for growing? ODD.

“Because I don’t you can’t”

Pansies are hardy, so might oculd give color into December (I, however, tend to plant them in February or March when the nursery has them two for one).

When my wife was a State Law Librarian, she would periodically visit the State Pen to train the inmates on how to use the law books in their library (they had a constitutional right to her services; this helped them limit their requests to services they actually needed). One of these visits was while we were both travelling to a conference, so I got a tour of the medium and maximum security sections while she was teaching.

I always have and always will be……that crazy broad from the wrong side of the subdivision.:-)