The Buckets by Greg Cravens for September 23, 2013

I’m just saying, you would not believe how useful it is having henchman. Villan tip: Give the numbers instead of names. Its easier to remember and you won’t be as attached to them when they die, get captured, etc.

Another villain tip: budget for spelling lessons.

‘Friends’…hah

That’s “henchpersons”. Equal evil for all.

My #1 henchman draws this strip. I still haven’t trained him to kill other people. However, he does a good job tryin’ to kill himself with new sports related injuries. :D

Start panicking Larry!

If your kid’s on Twitter, make sure he knows that the rule of having his electronics is for you to be one of his followers. I imagine that would have stopped this from happening to one of the nicest people I know. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/former-nfl-player-brian-holloway-home-invaded-trashed-195538980—nfl.html

“That is SO last year, Dad!”

xxx

I like minions. They’re so tasty when roasted over an open flame. .And having my minions know that keeps them in line. They never ask for a raise or retirement. :-*

I’ve always loved the word “minions”.

Minions, the cute little guys who make Despicable Me good. Little yellow capsule-like fellows in overalls, unless dressed as French maids, etc. One eye or two, they are cute and are the only reason to see the DM movies!