Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 28, 2013

I see Humpty Dumpty under my branches trying to dance on the wall again……..I see so many weird things from up here..

Who wears a bow tie in the woods on a picnic?…………..

Hard boiled eggs and questionable mushrooms could make you sick and dizzy……………

This place is going to get pretty crowded soon,,,,,,,,,,, I can see the King’s men and horses camped out in the next meadow………

Even with a lot of royal help, poor Humpty can’t seem to get it together (again).

Who took down the “No Danceing” signs?

They had to go back to the sign shop – spelling error……..

At least they can’t blame his falling off me on slippery conditions..I haven’t been frosted yet…………

I think he’ll be o.k. his round shape will help him roll with the punches……………..Don’t let them get to close with the javelin throwing contest though………….and watch out for horses practicing wall jumping………….the King’s entourage is a rowdy bunch…………….

Impenetrability won’t save you from cracking faults.

I"m getting so nervous watching all of this that my branches are shaking and some of my leaves are falling off but not enough to make a pile and cushion for him to fall on.

Don’t let them get too close…………argh………

The King will be furious………..you two civilians get out of the way…………..you two soldiers go over to that farm house and see if they have an extra egg………and you two get on your horses and go find a chicken.We’ll see what gets back first………the chicken or the egg.

Nice summer, maybe. Not sure how his “Fall” will be however ….

You mean you didn’t get invited?

These two peasants were just out for a walk in the park and they came across this shaky round thing trying to balance its’ self on a stone wall. They wondered is this an alien or some royal prankster who got lost after a late night party, abandoned by his footman and suffering from a terrific hangover, so bad he feels his head is going to crack open, so dizzy he feels he’s going to tumble……………..

What Humpty needs is an “Endless Summer”.

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