Diamond Lil by Brett Koth for September 19, 2013

….I think that’s called an eulogy, Sam.

And Mort comes to terminate you.

Wouldn’t that be a near death experience?

Life is a terminal disease.

Ok tomorrow is time for Death to show

with a good union, you would get your life back

I don’t think death follows the rules of progressive discipline. Or does it?

I always thought it was “Death is nature’s way of telling you you need to slow down.”