Last Kiss by John Lustig for September 23, 2013

Won’t that lessen your burden? See, I’m only being fair to you (and myself)…

“…and your girlfriend”. Hmmmmm….

Don’t forget that a really good divorce lawyer can take things from you, too, lady.

I think I know that guy. Isn’t his name Ben Dover?

“conjugal”.

sheesh!

He makes the mortgage payments on her house?

She gets the Gold Mine.He gets the Shaft..\\//_

At least she’s open-minded

This is really an all-purpose panel, isn’t it, John?

Is that Rex Morgan’s brother?

The Ferrari has serious issues, the house has termites, and his girlfriend has the clap. Let ’em go man!

Do they swap the kids and the girlfriend on visitation days?

BTW, the original panels seems to have even a more interesting story…the mother packed the picnic basket for their trip to the woods, AFTER reading the diary entry?

I see a Jerry Springer episode in their future.

Hmm. The dame has an interesting left leg. Too many joints.

“Oh man, not the Ferrari!”

I thought she was going to console him about his erectile dysfunction. My bad.

Do it, all you have to do is convince the GF to crash the Ferrari into the house setting it afire, you collect the insurance on both and go somewhere sunny, Divorce…American Style!

No problem, Sweetie. I’ll have my lawyer from the Smith, Wesson, Colt & Ruger firm get in touch with you.

I agree that the original story is more interesting (and likely). A man with the right experience could easily win an impressionable younger woman. Obviously that is not what he wanted (and she did not even pack the picnic basket herself – her mother did it)..My only divorce was just to get away from violence (even let him keep 1/2 the house in spite of lawyers) but he lost it later for failing to pay the meager child support for our 4 kids, so when the youngest turned 18 the judge awarded me the house (did not have to move with the kids to apartment). Eventually I sold the house and moved here. My X was stalking me until after I started dating my lover and friend of over 30 years now. He is a better man in every way but long distance is no good ;-D Not even with Skype.

As to the leg drawing – back in those days she might have had some fluffy petticoats under that skirt; wrinkles definitely do not follow just bikini undies that might be worn now.