Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for November 17, 2013

“One Step Forward… Two Steps… Attack!!”“I Didn’t Come Here To Be Insulted!….”or “Don Rickles’ Greatest Hits Volume 2”

Well! Here comes ol’ Tiffany Farrell!Good ol’ Tiffany Farrell… Yes, sir!Good ol’ Tiffany Farrell…How Greg Evans hates her!

Tiffany- No wonder people don’t like her!!

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Well, so much for the ‘progress’ of not many insults between them…. or maybe during working hours, it’s armistice day… or it could be just a relapse…

You know ’em…. Gerry…. tall…. uh….

No one’s going to point out the Tiff has a hair out of place?

Oh, yeah! That’s right! Nice name, too, at that! Gerry Lynn!

……and we had so much hope for the rehabilitation of Tiff….

“….Oh, yeah? Where do you usually go?…”

Ha ha! That’s great as it is, and can only get better! -Somewhere, “Mercury” Morris and Don Shula are nervously waiting… so much for the 72 Dolphins’ legacy!

If that’s the case, that’s an awesome nickname to give them….

Take Delta’s advice, Luann. Otherwise, this could get really nasty very fast….

“I didn’t come here to be insulted.”“Oh? Where do you USUALLY go?”- – -“Be Kind.” – Luann DeGroot :)

“Her ad lib lines were well rehearsed…”

Nice try, Delta, but that ship sailed many years ago.

Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience!

“Why of COURSE, I Did My Hair To-Day, Tiffany-Dear! Thanks for Asking! And Are You Sharing Your Mom’s Skanky Wardrobe again?” – Luann

Cat fight! Cat fight!

Stick to your day job, Luann.

Just say “Quill likes my hair this way” and that should shut Tiff up.

“Exceptio probat regulam.”

If Luann had spent half as much time on her homework as she did on compiling this list of Bon Mots to use against Tiffany, then she might have at least a slim chance of getting into some college other than Pitt CC. Not to worry, though, it ain’t gonna happen.

These kids are not going to collage not in this cartoon for one most are to stupid

These kids are not going to collage their to stupid also its a cartoon

Come on, Delta. Trading insults is part of the fun. It’s like insult sword fighting in that Monkey Island game.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91Lkz4XXFIstarting around 50 seconds into the video. Or the old version of the game athttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSrucazuLcalso around 50 seconds in.

All so parents are supposed to raise their children not schools but now days parents have no time for their kids and think schools job and complain a lot about how the schools are doing the parents job.

“No. I didn’t forget. I didn’t do it, but I didn’t forget.” How long would it take Tiff to get it?

Of coarse we mussed try two keep piece hear.

Good one!

Many a snappy comeback gone to waste in the interests of not hurting feelings!

“Or, you could just ignore her.” There wouldn’t be much of a comic if she did that.

Tiffany is lashing back at Luann because she showed her vulnerable side when she admitted she was not a good enough actress to pretend she liked the elementary school kids.

“Did you forget to do your hair today, Luann?”-“No, I just decided not to bother. I realized I could never compete with you for pure beauty and I just gave up. You win, Tiffany. You are the fairest of them all. If the wicked queen were around, she’d give you the poison apple and wouldn’t give me the time of day.”

♫ “psst psst here she comes,” ♫♫ “you know her miss groupie supreme………” ♫♫ “……she looks like she washes with vomit……” ♫ (I forget who did that song) – ^“Rip Her To Shreds”, Blondie(Comet is the word, not vomit…)A few selected verses… – (Hey! Psst PSST! Here she comes now.) Oh, you know her, would you look at that hair Yeah, you know her, check out those shoes She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody’s blues – She looks like the Sunday comics She thinks she’s Brenda Starr Her nose job is real atomic All she needs is an old knife scar – Yeah, she’s so dull, come on rip her to shreds She’s so dull, come on rip her to shreds -" She got the nerve to tell me she’s not on it But her expression is too serene Yeah, she looks like she washes with Comet Always looking to create a scene"

I’m not sure I’d agree, seeing as their accomplishment was in pro football, not soccer. ^I take it that you’re not familiar with the ‘Season of 72’?…. both the girls’ soccer club and the 72 Dolphins (and the 09 Patriots.. [slight shudder, no offense, Lol!]) have the same thing in common: undefeated in regular season. The Dolphins hold a distinction at the moment, also shared with the Baltimore Mariners indoor football team; they both have perfect seasons, being undefeated in both the regular and post season…. so I was rooting for the girls to also go undefeated, as they could hold such a distinction, as well… so, that’s where the comparison is coming…

Scapegoat Tiff: Because what woman in REAL life would sit still for your “slut shaming!”

“Oh I did my hair, but then Quill and I had a few moments together…”

I actually really love the Luann-Delta-Tiffany atmosphere.