Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 17, 2013

Press ……….rewind?

There’s no intelligent life on the first island…

go with the floe… bear with it…

The words “Fooom” and “Bzzap” in the same toon…Man…..

Hey, I ordered Chinese.

Don’t anyone complain… he wasn’t doing anything on his island… here though, he can feed the bear.

Um… hello…? help desk…? Somebody…?

Wiley’s version of The Born Loser.

So, there’s a polar bear feeding project with the acronym NASA?

HAARP Healthcare?

Remote control takes on a whole new meaning.

I love his bears!

Outta the frying pan and into the fire

Well, he could have materialized a few feet farther to the left…

Great comments, fellow readers!

Dinner has been served…and eaten.

Story of my life …

Oh goodie! My lunch has arrived!

Those NASA guys have such a sense of humor.

I hope he can swim. That ice floe will melt soon.

Hi Wiley – long time no chat. Bravo for today’s! I really like it when you get surreal / sci fi – y. I encourage you to get wild n different like that…! Shakes it up!

This is why we should read the whole manual, not just look at the pictures. Kauai was the 3rd click on the dial.

A liberal doing his part to help sustain the polar bear.

Wonder if they are related? But doubt he can bare the cold;’course never hugged a bear….what fur?

Worms live in holes in the ground don’t they? Must have been mislabeled…….Masterskrain, good one….

If Miller were God, bears would rule the Earth….And they’d always be in a good mood…..

Should have taken a left at Albuquerque!

They all be socialist anti-colonial types at that NASA.

Oops!

It can always better, and for the bear it just did!

Cute!

He needs to talk to Scrat about operating machinery.

Umm … beware the effect of unforeseen consequences?

rotfl!

“. . . the transporter was built to government specifications.”You are astute, Notso! One year, while I was working for the State Voc Rehab, the Powers that Be decided that all prostheses we provided for our clients were going to a few pre-chosen vendors, the low bidders. We counselors groaned, because we knew from experience that some vendors were accomplished, and some quite odious. Well, you should have seen the Quasimodo-like contraptions these new vendors came up with. The next fiscal year, the State went back to letting us choose the vendors again.

Correction: . . . all prostheses we provided for our clients were to be fabricated by a few pre-chosen vendors, the low bidders.

So close………

How odd — a polar bear without penguins!

It’s all because he followed the directions too well…..Maps always show “North” as straight up….and that was where he pointed it….He forgot every Mothers first rule “Be careful where you point that thing!”

It can always get worse…;)

That bear is smiling like he never had delivery before.

Hope that thing doubles as a phaser.

Be careful what you wish for!