Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 07, 2013

I wouldn’t want to clean that cage.

Good news is that it will come running to save you.

The bad news is that it’s stuck on the running wheel.

But is it really a “crossbreed dog,” or is it an Abomination of Nature, a Frankenstein’s Monster of the brandy-toting rescue beast world?

Croks like hamster and cheez on rie

Not quite as funny as the Basselope…

If this doesn’t end in an elaborate Bernard’s Star pun, I’m gonna be very disappointed.

Sigh. I really really miss the crocs.

Now that’s funny!

It’s said people who adopt dogs tend to adopt one who looks like them…I hope I never meet Rat’s neighbor!!

Kinda reminds me of the Great Huahua from the Fabulous Freak Brothers – mom was a Great Dane, dad was a chihuahua. The one who talks to Fat Freddy’s Cat has a little bitty body with a great big head; his brother has a great big body with a little bitty head and goes around yipping.

I want to crossbreed a cat with a bobcat.

What happened to the penguins?

Could be worse, at least it isn’t a bulldog-shi tzu mix.

..not how it works..

@Jamcan—No, they returned to Pittsburg(h)!

I think he’s pretty cute.

But that’s just me.

xxx

Snerk I

I’d like to see a chocolate squirrelador

Rat, your sure it’s not a Hamstdoodle? This whole doodle thing has to stop. It’s just making stupid, snooty breeds.

Looks to me to be a little more than HALF St. Bernard…

And I’d hate to see how that was bred…

I hope the dog was the mother.