Herman by Jim Unger for December 05, 2013

There ought be a calendar somewhere.

A man inherited his grandfather’s antique pocket watch, which didn’t run. So he took it to a watch repair shop. The watchmaker pried open the back and a dead bug fell out. “There’s your problem,” he said, “The engineer died.”

Just yell “Tick Tock!” at the clerk a lot… then say “Time’s up!”…

He should have asked for a loaner.

As I was walking down the street one dayA man came up to me and asked me whatThe time was that was on my watch, yeah…And I said

(I don’t) Does anybody really know what time it is(Care) Does anybody really care (about time)If so I can’t imagine why (Oh no, no)We’ve all got time enough to cry

" Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is ? " -CHICAGO

If time is money he should fix the economy.

Check your cell phone, more likely to be right anyway.

Uncle Leo approves

The sign says “WATCH REPAIRS WHILE-U-WAIT”. Shouldn’t he be watching?

Funny, funny comic. Comments are great!

There’s some smart people here

Or perhaps the recipients of your proposals did.