Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 29, 2013

Wait…what? How did Kaz get all that from Pascoe breaking into a rendition of the superbowl shuffle?

Pascoe must have acted the part about Hayes out after he goes to the bathroom, Kaz picked right up on his ‘I need to pee’ dance in P2

Next year Pascoe goes out for the Milford mime team.

Sure, have a quarterback with accuracy problems throw on the run, which is much more difficult. Why not have him throw back across his body while you’re at it, Gil?

Huh?

Wow. This is making the peacock storyline look like Pulitzer Prize material.

Is that a moot point or a mute point?

Might as well try it Gil. You’re only ahead 20-0. Pick 6 coming.

Hmmm, and Gil’s been coaching these guys for how many weeks now and never thought of trying that before Silent John started dancing? I think Wildcat is going to have a lot more evidence available to run Gil out of town.

Terry Gallagher showed BBJ the Shamrock Shake and Kaz is overwhelmed with EES. As much as I admire Mike Hayes, he’s no Ronnie Bass…or Jarvis White.

In all reality, wouldn t it be faster and easier on all parties to give Big John a legal pad and marker to jot down his thoughts ?

Milford High must have funds for Interpretive Dance. Pascoe star pupil, Kaz the teacher. Comes in handy.

Now Hayes wants in on the “pull my finger” joke. Teenage boys, I tell ya.

Holy Salsa, Batman. I see a copyright infringement suit coming John’s way from Victor Cruz.

Milford must be trying to win some special type of award, for having a one-armed line coach and now a mute offensive coordinator. Next week – Gil recruits a blind student to play safety!

Oh, and of course they already have a kicker with Asperger’s. So now they need a punt returner with Attention Deficit Disorder.

That is obviously the chicken dance, signaling Pascoe has no confidence in his QB. And he is smiling while doing it, blatantly mocking Hayes. Not the way to make friends the first game you play in.

New play, guys. Everybody go long. Wait, wait! Only if you’re an eligible receiver. Everybody else BLOCK.

Those two do have a habit of very close talking. Maybe they’re speaking softly so the opponent, 53 yards away on the other side of the field, won’t hear them.

BBJ is working on his “Miss America” wave.