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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 20, 2013
November 19, 2013
November 21, 2013
Transcript:
Pigita: Pig. Are you going to eat your applesauce or not?
Pig: I don't like it.
Pigita: C'mon, now. Open whide for the choo choo train.
Pig: Choo choo train? Oh, boy! Okay!
*chomp chomp chomp*
*tooooooot*
Pig: The train honked.
Jeremy Duncan in the âZitsâ strip (not carried here) farted in the phone to a telemarketer some years ago. And some nameless old guy âhonkedâ on the sidewalk in âFrazzâ.
Join the Apple Core? Cellulose, hemicellulose and pectin arenât bad, but like some other fruit seeds, appleseeds contain an unhealthy dose of cyanide. Fortunately, it is neutralized by cooking.
RE: BLAZING SADDLES:They DID edit out the fart noises on the TV version (as well as silencing most of the profanity). The thing thatâs funny, but only if you knew about it, was they replaced the fart noises with horse whinnying noises.I know this from the DVD Commentary.
and oddly enough, while they dropped the âoffendingâ sound effects from that scene, the tv broadcasts still included the N word throughout the movie. That never made sense to me.
âExcuse me while I whip this outâŠâŠ.ââDunnoâŠ..Mongo only pawn in game of Life.ââBADGESâŠâŠwe donât need no stinkinâ badgesâŠââWhere are the white women!!!!ââAre we awakeâŠ..I donât knowâŠ..Are we black? Yes. Then we are awake and very puzzled.âGerman accentâŠ..âHe is such a nice guy.ââTheyâve HIT BUDDY!!!! Come on GIRLS!â
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed history in the making: the very first fart in a syndicated newspaper comic strip.
cdgar about 11 years ago
Thatâs fast-acting applesauce!
Bilan about 11 years ago
Iâm more concerned about apple sauce that you need to chomp on.
jnik23260 about 11 years ago
Jeremy Duncan in the âZitsâ strip (not carried here) farted in the phone to a telemarketer some years ago. And some nameless old guy âhonkedâ on the sidewalk in âFrazzâ.
bubjerryk about 11 years ago
Now when it becomes a Croc / Penguin Fart Joke âŠ
blunebottle about 11 years ago
âŠand when they had a fart scene in âBlazing Saddlesâ, the censors in the US edited out the sound effect- and left the scene in!!!!!
Anters55 about 11 years ago
Pork chops & apple sauce!
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Toot toot! Maybe Pigita will be so offended that sheâll go away? Please!
GuntherGrass about 11 years ago
Join the Apple Core? Cellulose, hemicellulose and pectin arenât bad, but like some other fruit seeds, appleseeds contain an unhealthy dose of cyanide. Fortunately, it is neutralized by cooking.
Enoki about 11 years ago
Applesauce intoleranceâŠ
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
O_O um thank you, ill probaley never eat an apple as long as i live nowâŠ..
jmartin1955 about 11 years ago
Hilarious
Phatts about 11 years ago
RE: BLAZING SADDLES:They DID edit out the fart noises on the TV version (as well as silencing most of the profanity). The thing thatâs funny, but only if you knew about it, was they replaced the fart noises with horse whinnying noises.I know this from the DVD Commentary.
Phatts about 11 years ago
But it was not too bad. they also added a couple of extra really funny scenes with Bart vs. Mongo that werenât in the theatrical release.
Peg Premium Member about 11 years ago
The 12 year old in me had a great chuckle over that one. Thanks, Stephan!
seanyj about 11 years ago
Pig youâre disgusting! But what did we expect? Youâre a pig!
finale about 11 years ago
âShartnadoâ week; coming to the Dr. Oz show.
LingeeWhiz about 11 years ago
Those pearls sure look nice on that swine.
gaslightguy about 11 years ago
Newtonâs Law: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
Por chops and applesauce! Classic Americana!
Enoki about 11 years ago
Chewy applesauce?! OookkkkaaaayyyyyâŠ.
I Go Pogo about 11 years ago
and oddly enough, while they dropped the âoffendingâ sound effects from that scene, the tv broadcasts still included the N word throughout the movie. That never made sense to me.
Max Starman Jones about 11 years ago
Where are we going, and why are we in this handbasket?
Number Three about 11 years ago
I can imagine Ratâs farts will sound like a peep toad.Or will theyâŠ?xxx
Linda Solomon about 11 years ago
Todays strip made me lolâŠfor real!
Popeyesforearm about 11 years ago
farts are funny. Bluto farted once and almost killed Max Fleischer.
Vet Premium Member about 11 years ago
âExcuse me while I whip this outâŠâŠ.ââDunnoâŠ..Mongo only pawn in game of Life.ââBADGESâŠâŠwe donât need no stinkinâ badgesâŠââWhere are the white women!!!!ââAre we awakeâŠ..I donât knowâŠ..Are we black? Yes. Then we are awake and very puzzled.âGerman accentâŠ..âHe is such a nice guy.ââTheyâve HIT BUDDY!!!! Come on GIRLS!â
edonline about 11 years ago
Apples, apples, the magical fruitâŠ
mac04416 about 11 years ago
OK Steve, what can you do with âapple gas my ass!â
rdusenbury about 11 years ago
Cleanup at table 7.
Kali39 about 11 years ago
And Rat didnât object to this?