Coming Soon đ At the beginning of April, youâll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Dumb huh, Burl? Thereâs the pot calling the kettle black. Say, where is everybody? I enjoy following what you all are up to as much as I love the Dinette Set.
Miracle whip is stupid. I donât even know what it costs but itâs crap. What is it made out of, I never looked. Prob imitation non fat dry (FREE THE DRY ONE!) milk and some gelling agent. What do I know? Iâm no food engineer, I can hardly post in comics forum. But Iâm smarter than that stupid Miracle Whip. HEY!! Hell oh oh! Whipped cream?? If for some reason you want to line your taste buds with a cloying grease then, drum roll, whipped cream.
Oh wait, itâs Cool Whip for which I have a hair across my butt.
I just saw on my home page BBC blurb that the Pythons are holding a press conference Thursday and will do a reunion show (sans Graham, natchâ). Got to see that!
growing up we never ever had real Mayo, just Miracle Whip or the store brand sub for MW. I donât mind MW but am partial to Mayo, especially Hellmannâs.
Anyone on here ever heard of Rex Jelly? Mom used to buy that because it was cheap for our toast, no flavor, like strawberry or cherry, just red and sweetâŠâŠ..
TAFFY APPLE: 1tbs cornstarch, juice from 8 oz can crushed pineapple, 1/2 C sugar, 1tbs cider vinegar, 1 beaten egg. Cook this over low heat until thicker and refrigerate. Peel & dice 4 C apples and combine with crushed pineapple. Mix the cooled dressing with fruit. Serve.
I prefer Miracle Whip, Hellmanâs is to greasy and off white for me. Connie must be a horrible cook if she calls Joy for advice.-I notice in the clown picture, his hat is in front of the frame, how is that done?-Burl has a good choice for his shirt today. The term pound foolish cannot be taken lightly in his case.
OK guys. Mayo vs Miracle Whip. (Or generically, âsalad dressing/sandwich spread.â)Mayo=egg yolks, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, salt. Emulsified. Tart. Basis for various aiolis. Godâs gift to us.MW=oil, water, vinegar, sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, seasonings, and a little bit of egg (of some sort.)Less egg makes it whiter. Sweeteners makes it sweet. Less likely to spoil upon a summerâs day. (Although it will absolutely ruin a potato salad.) They are most definitely different. MW does have a particular affinity for packaged balogna late at night after weed.As Dazz will attest, there is absolutely nothing to compare with hand made mayo using EVOO.In addition to Hellmans, there is also Duke here in the south. It is not as tart as H but still adequate.
I have always considered Miracle Whip to be a boiled dressing with nothing of mayo in it, but according to Wikipedia there is âmayonnaise productâ in it.
From Wikipedia: "According to Kraft archivist Becky Haglund Tousey, Kraft developed the product in-house using a patented âemulsifying machineâ (invented by Charles Chapman) to create a product blending mayonnaise product and less expensive salad dressing, sometimes called âboiled dressing.â2 The machine (dubbed âMiracle Whipâ by Chapman) ensured that the ingredients (including more than 20 different spices) could be thoroughly blended"
Miss Scarlet, Here are the 2 articles so far about the Pythons: (I was just logging out and noticed there are now 2:Monty Python to reunite for stage showâMonty Python are Beatles of comedyâ
gimpysgirl over 11 years ago
Dumb huh, Burl? Thereâs the pot calling the kettle black. Say, where is everybody? I enjoy following what you all are up to as much as I love the Dinette Set.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 11 years ago
In my book, Miracle Whip is a sure way to ruin everything, so Iâm with Burl on this one.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Nice job, BA!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
The best substitute for Hellmanâs (or as we know it out here, Best Foods) is no mayo at all.
I just suffered through a whole quart of cheaper stuffâŠ. yuck.
Iâd never seen it before, and I thought it would be good cos it was made by HeinzâŠ. who make the only ketchup.
But noâŠ..and I should have figured out that was why it ended up on sale so cheap.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 11 years ago
Hi BeckyâŠ. why donât you join us, then?
No dues, no feeâŠ..
Laura Gildwarg over 11 years ago
What is Taffy Apple Salad?
I have toenails on my fingers! over 11 years ago
Miracle whip is stupid. I donât even know what it costs but itâs crap. What is it made out of, I never looked. Prob imitation non fat dry (FREE THE DRY ONE!) milk and some gelling agent. What do I know? Iâm no food engineer, I can hardly post in comics forum. But Iâm smarter than that stupid Miracle Whip. HEY!! Hell oh oh! Whipped cream?? If for some reason you want to line your taste buds with a cloying grease then, drum roll, whipped cream.
Oh wait, itâs Cool Whip for which I have a hair across my butt.
Give me a break, right here!
loveslife over 11 years ago
Egg yolks and oil + seasonings to taste.
If the woman doesnât have dark brown sugar what are the odds of having light? I have some light for her, I donât bake a lot so she can have mine.
Miracle Whip is mayo with seasonings in it to make mayo taste better.. I donât like either much anywayâŠ
Even the clown is laughing at the foolsâŠ
shamest Premium Member over 11 years ago
hates miracle whip and taffy apple salad I would like it after seeing the recipe
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Or regular white sugar with some molasses.
@BA, Thanks for providing everyone the links.
I just saw on my home page BBC blurb that the Pythons are holding a press conference Thursday and will do a reunion show (sans Graham, natchâ). Got to see that!
jeanie5448 over 11 years ago
growing up we never ever had real Mayo, just Miracle Whip or the store brand sub for MW. I donât mind MW but am partial to Mayo, especially Hellmannâs.
jeanie5448 over 11 years ago
Anyone on here ever heard of Rex Jelly? Mom used to buy that because it was cheap for our toast, no flavor, like strawberry or cherry, just red and sweetâŠâŠ..
MeGoNow Premium Member over 11 years ago
The way all these people cook, she could just put some brown shoe polish in some table sugar. None of them will know the difference.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago
when I see the words âPennywiseâ and âclownâ in the same panel, this is an image that forever will pop into MY mind:
InTraining Premium Member over 11 years ago
Canât find the moonâŠ.Love that the clowns hat sticks out above the picture frame⊠! ! !
finale over 11 years ago
Joy: "Youâre out of onions? Substitute some garlic. They kinda look the same.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 11 years ago
Thanks Dazz. Please forward any other Python details you come across.
mudkid over 11 years ago
Miracle Whip light in my frige and Iâm perfectly mormal
Mythreesons over 11 years ago
TAFFY APPLE: 1tbs cornstarch, juice from 8 oz can crushed pineapple, 1/2 C sugar, 1tbs cider vinegar, 1 beaten egg. Cook this over low heat until thicker and refrigerate. Peel & dice 4 C apples and combine with crushed pineapple. Mix the cooled dressing with fruit. Serve.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 11 years ago
So which is goonier: the big âCLOWNâ picture or that little one that looks like the Pennys when they wereâŠactually younger once?
imnormal over 11 years ago
I prefer Miracle Whip, Hellmanâs is to greasy and off white for me. Connie must be a horrible cook if she calls Joy for advice.-I notice in the clown picture, his hat is in front of the frame, how is that done?-Burl has a good choice for his shirt today. The term pound foolish cannot be taken lightly in his case.
mikie2 over 11 years ago
OK guys. Mayo vs Miracle Whip. (Or generically, âsalad dressing/sandwich spread.â)Mayo=egg yolks, oil, lemon juice or vinegar, salt. Emulsified. Tart. Basis for various aiolis. Godâs gift to us.MW=oil, water, vinegar, sugar, high-fructose corn syrup, seasonings, and a little bit of egg (of some sort.)Less egg makes it whiter. Sweeteners makes it sweet. Less likely to spoil upon a summerâs day. (Although it will absolutely ruin a potato salad.) They are most definitely different. MW does have a particular affinity for packaged balogna late at night after weed.As Dazz will attest, there is absolutely nothing to compare with hand made mayo using EVOO.In addition to Hellmans, there is also Duke here in the south. It is not as tart as H but still adequate.
reese828 over 11 years ago
I have always considered Miracle Whip to be a boiled dressing with nothing of mayo in it, but according to Wikipedia there is âmayonnaise productâ in it.
From Wikipedia: "According to Kraft archivist Becky Haglund Tousey, Kraft developed the product in-house using a patented âemulsifying machineâ (invented by Charles Chapman) to create a product blending mayonnaise product and less expensive salad dressing, sometimes called âboiled dressing.â2 The machine (dubbed âMiracle Whipâ by Chapman) ensured that the ingredients (including more than 20 different spices) could be thoroughly blended"
vldazzle over 11 years ago
In case no one else saw it, I see moon on clown sleeve.
vldazzle over 11 years ago
Miss Scarlet, Here are the 2 articles so far about the Pythons: (I was just logging out and noticed there are now 2:Monty Python to reunite for stage showâMonty Python are Beatles of comedyâ