Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 12, 2013

“We only scored three points so let’s focus on the defence”.

Why is Marty always alone in the booth, home or away? Is Milford the only team in the Valley that has its games on the radio? Even though Paul Strange is long gone, it seems like someone should be around somewhere. Marty’s lonelier than the Maytag repairman.

“Fifty bucks to whoever breaks Greenwood’s leg.”

Good to see Marty back in his Crap Shak!GroundsKeeper Willy!

I assume The Mute is going to honor Deacon Jones and bring back the headslap, become a defensive terror and the ‘Larks march to victory. Mimi didn’t tell Gil the newspaper article’s date would have John at age 23 now. With the kids missing, she hoped they could adopt the young’un.

Try to pressure the quarterback. Wow, what a radical concept, too bad nobody thought of that before the game started.

In all reality, dont forget Bud Weiser.

Goshen sure looks like a lonely place to play football. No fans at all at some of the games.

P2 — The stars at night, are small and bright, deep in the heart of Goshen

P1, Moon, sporting his vintage 1973 Florsheim demi-boots, cuts an impressive sartorial figure indeed!

Moonpie is well rounded you Thorpsters! Pepe Lopez is a frequent companion.

Moon appears to be broadcasting from someone’s attic, filled with discarded sports equipment.

And he drank aloneYeah, with nobody else.You know…… When Marty drinks alone,he prefers to be by himself.

P3- It’s, it’s the Coach Shaw blitz. It’s it’s the Coach Shaw blitz. It’s the Coach Shae blitz now! Bom, bom, bom…bom, bom…….

In P3, what in the world does the player on the right have on his head? It looks as if a villain from Jonny Quest has been granted elgibility and has the ‘Larks’ “M” logo placed on the side of his gas mask. Maybe Dr. Zinn will be hired as the new defensive coordinator.