Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2013

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 11 years ago

    I dunno. The door notwithstanding, Pigita look to be rather lacking in the knocker dept. Or maybe that’s the problem.

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 11 years ago

    Titillating humor today, Stephan.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 11 years ago

    If I had my front door painted and had forgotten the key, I would’ve gone through the unlocked back door. Luckily I did that at my apartment a few months ago (expect I didn’t forget the key).

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    stev0  almost 11 years ago

    “What knockers!”

    “Thank you!”

    Ah, Mel, you used to be so good!

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    bubjerryk  almost 11 years ago

    That will do, Pig, that will do!

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    GuntherGrass  almost 11 years ago

    No! I positively refuse to award Steve a Booby Prize!

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    seanyj  almost 11 years ago

    Real smooth Pig! You have such a way with words!

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    Sisyphos  almost 11 years ago

    There’s no such thing as an innocent remark when Pigita is around. Won’t this finally convince you to dump her and find yourself a nice girl friend, Pig? Pigita is using you and eventually will kick you to the curb.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    He oughta dump her for Miss Piggy! :-P

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    Togki&Goom  almost 11 years ago

    Luckily Pig didn’t ask to go in her back door.

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    bignatefan  almost 11 years ago

    Strained. You don’t “grab” a knocker.

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    puddlesplatt  almost 11 years ago

    did she hit him in the crank?

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Pshaw!.The Pun-Master strikes again!!!

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    CasualObserver  almost 11 years ago

    So it made me chuckle! So what!?

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    deepstblu  almost 11 years ago

    This strip was a bust.

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    celeconecca  almost 11 years ago

    It’s one of those things I’d accidentally say. For example, a youth group was doing a liturgical dance, using long dowels as props. I kept referring to it as their pole dance and didn’t even think of **that*** kind of pole dance until they rather sharply and emphatically told me they called it a “stick dance”.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    @deepstblu—You beat me to the PUNch!

    But no one’s gonna beat me to the beer!

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    Cheapskate0  almost 11 years ago

    natureboyfig4: Not a bad idea!.Hey, Steph! You’ve done some knock-offs of other stars, why not Miss Piggy, too!.Give Pigita something else to be miserable about!.(She deserves it!)

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 11 years ago

    “MAY I grab your knocker?” Pigita is such a grammar nazi.

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    NoCents  almost 11 years ago

    Thanks for the mammories!

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    monroe0  almost 11 years ago

    She’s flat chested but she has 12 of them.

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    simsku  almost 11 years ago

    What does he mean “knocker”? Shouldn’t she have like 12 of em’?

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    singlefemalelaywer  almost 11 years ago

    She has 6 or better, don’t be stingy, Pigita !!!!

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    RACerri32  almost 11 years ago

    Pig, you are such a BOOB!

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    Calvin&Hobbes4ever  almost 11 years ago

    RIP Nelson Mandella, our MadibaYou were an insperation to us all!

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    knight1192a  almost 11 years ago

    He said knocker singular, not the plural that should have gotten her ticked at him. Unless, that is, she has had a mastectomy.

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    hariseldon59  almost 11 years ago

    At least he didn’t offer to knock her up.

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    nanellen  almost 11 years ago

    :-) two different cultures: Just like the word “rubber”

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    OK, Pig… Why are you telling Rat this?

    You know perfectly well what he’s like.

    xxx

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    Enoki  almost 11 years ago

    Knocker! Knocker!.“Who’s there…?”

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 11 years ago

    I have to say, this one made me burst out laughing. It’s almost Rodney Dangerfieldish.

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    natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’ve found my wallpaper for the next few days. Thanks, Pastis! ;-)

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    Zebrails  almost 11 years ago

    …a taped sign on fresh paint and a knocker already mounted… anyway, we see her belly button and the swine is wearing a hat, purse, and… pearls.

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    Richard V Anderson  almost 11 years ago

    Great work PBS commenters (the spell-check Nazi just flagged my word—well, it’s my word and it’s OK!)! Some better than others; but, not a single lame one..“It’s OK to say ‘prick your finger, but not……..’” -George Carlin (who knew what he was talking about).

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    glowing-steak32  about 10 years ago

    And I just choked on my coke.

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    uksing921  almost 9 years ago

    Pigita only has one… mammary?

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    leopardglily  almost 2 years ago
    * snicker *
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