Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 06, 2013
Transcript:
Pig: Well, Pigita, here we are back at your house. Thanks for a great night. Pigita: Shoot. I forgot my keys. Pig; Want me to knock on your door? Pigita: No, my mother just had the front door painted. Pig: Can I grab your knocker? And that's the last thing I remember.
Alexander the Good Enough almost 11 years ago
I dunno. The door notwithstanding, Pigita look to be rather lacking in the knocker dept. Or maybe that’s the problem.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Titillating humor today, Stephan.
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
If I had my front door painted and had forgotten the key, I would’ve gone through the unlocked back door. Luckily I did that at my apartment a few months ago (expect I didn’t forget the key).
stev0 almost 11 years ago
“What knockers!”
“Thank you!”
Ah, Mel, you used to be so good!
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
That will do, Pig, that will do!
GuntherGrass almost 11 years ago
No! I positively refuse to award Steve a Booby Prize!
seanyj almost 11 years ago
Real smooth Pig! You have such a way with words!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
There’s no such thing as an innocent remark when Pigita is around. Won’t this finally convince you to dump her and find yourself a nice girl friend, Pig? Pigita is using you and eventually will kick you to the curb.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He oughta dump her for Miss Piggy! :-P
Togki&Goom almost 11 years ago
Luckily Pig didn’t ask to go in her back door.
bignatefan almost 11 years ago
Strained. You don’t “grab” a knocker.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
did she hit him in the crank?
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Pshaw!.The Pun-Master strikes again!!!
CasualObserver almost 11 years ago
So it made me chuckle! So what!?
deepstblu almost 11 years ago
This strip was a bust.
celeconecca almost 11 years ago
It’s one of those things I’d accidentally say. For example, a youth group was doing a liturgical dance, using long dowels as props. I kept referring to it as their pole dance and didn’t even think of **that*** kind of pole dance until they rather sharply and emphatically told me they called it a “stick dance”.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@deepstblu—You beat me to the PUNch!
But no one’s gonna beat me to the beer!
Cheapskate0 almost 11 years ago
natureboyfig4: Not a bad idea!.Hey, Steph! You’ve done some knock-offs of other stars, why not Miss Piggy, too!.Give Pigita something else to be miserable about!.(She deserves it!)
Thomas R. Williams almost 11 years ago
“MAY I grab your knocker?” Pigita is such a grammar nazi.
NoCents almost 11 years ago
Thanks for the mammories!
monroe0 almost 11 years ago
She’s flat chested but she has 12 of them.
simsku almost 11 years ago
What does he mean “knocker”? Shouldn’t she have like 12 of em’?
singlefemalelaywer almost 11 years ago
She has 6 or better, don’t be stingy, Pigita !!!!
RACerri32 almost 11 years ago
Pig, you are such a BOOB!
Calvin&Hobbes4ever almost 11 years ago
RIP Nelson Mandella, our MadibaYou were an insperation to us all!
knight1192a almost 11 years ago
He said knocker singular, not the plural that should have gotten her ticked at him. Unless, that is, she has had a mastectomy.
hariseldon59 almost 11 years ago
At least he didn’t offer to knock her up.
nanellen almost 11 years ago
:-) two different cultures: Just like the word “rubber”
Number Three almost 11 years ago
OK, Pig… Why are you telling Rat this?
You know perfectly well what he’s like.
xxx
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Knocker! Knocker!.“Who’s there…?”
Kind&Kinder almost 11 years ago
I have to say, this one made me burst out laughing. It’s almost Rodney Dangerfieldish.
natureboyfig4 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I’ve found my wallpaper for the next few days. Thanks, Pastis! ;-)
Zebrails almost 11 years ago
…a taped sign on fresh paint and a knocker already mounted… anyway, we see her belly button and the swine is wearing a hat, purse, and… pearls.
Richard V Anderson almost 11 years ago
Great work PBS commenters (the spell-check Nazi just flagged my word—well, it’s my word and it’s OK!)! Some better than others; but, not a single lame one..“It’s OK to say ‘prick your finger, but not……..’” -George Carlin (who knew what he was talking about).
glowing-steak32 about 10 years ago
And I just choked on my coke.
uksing921 almost 9 years ago
Pigita only has one… mammary?
leopardglily almost 2 years ago