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Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 19, 2013
November 18, 2013
November 20, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: With this standardized test, what information about you does your school hope to glean?
Phoebe: To what?
Marigold: This may be a bad omen.
Phoebe: Maybe it's a unicorn word. Glean.
Though what I like is when teachers write there own tests. some times they have a seance of hummer or make mistakes, What I hate on tests is when more then one answer is right or when you have to show your work.
Actually, itâs even harder than that. The usual reference is to poor people from the village coming in after the field has been harvested and getting what they can from the leftovers. In an era of hand-reaping and of peasants or serfs working for large landowners, that was an important part of the economy, but with modern harvesting machines and large farms, and all the (more or less) peasants living in the big city, anyway, itâs pretty much vanished in the First World. The only place a modern kid is likely to encounter that sense of the word is in the Book of Ruth, or in the earlier passages of the Bible where the Israelites are specifically told that they mustnât go back over their fieldsâwhatever they missed the first time belongs to the poor.
But, of course, itâs still found in its metaphorical sense, as Marigold is using it here: to gather up small chunks of somethingââsomethingâ almost always being information, nowadays.
Robotech_Master over 11 years ago
Itâs a good question.
Monster Hesh over 11 years ago
They merely wish to discern if you fit in a square hole, a round hole, or go straight to the reject bin.
luducks over 11 years ago
Her accent is improving!
silverfingers over 11 years ago
I guess I deserve the same omen: itâs the first time I see the word âgleanââŠ
Nebulous Premium Member over 11 years ago
Come on! How do you expect people to know a word like âgleanâ if they donât live on a farm and harvest grain?
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
What ever you do donât put any thing on the test about unicorns. Also when in doubt always answer C. you canât go wrong with C.
kaykeyser over 11 years ago
Though what I like is when teachers write there own tests. some times they have a seance of hummer or make mistakes, What I hate on tests is when more then one answer is right or when you have to show your work.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 11 years ago
Actually, itâs even harder than that. The usual reference is to poor people from the village coming in after the field has been harvested and getting what they can from the leftovers. In an era of hand-reaping and of peasants or serfs working for large landowners, that was an important part of the economy, but with modern harvesting machines and large farms, and all the (more or less) peasants living in the big city, anyway, itâs pretty much vanished in the First World. The only place a modern kid is likely to encounter that sense of the word is in the Book of Ruth, or in the earlier passages of the Bible where the Israelites are specifically told that they mustnât go back over their fieldsâwhatever they missed the first time belongs to the poor.
But, of course, itâs still found in its metaphorical sense, as Marigold is using it here: to gather up small chunks of somethingââsomethingâ almost always being information, nowadays.
Hag5000 over 11 years ago
Someone needs a dictionary for Christmas.
John W Kennedy Premium Member over 11 years ago
Actually, I gravely doubt that an eight-year-old would understand Marigoldâs use of the word, based merely on its occurrences in the KJV.