Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 19, 2013
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November 20, 2013
Transcript:
Marigold: With this standardized test, what information about you does your school hope to glean?
Phoebe: To what?
Marigold: This may be a bad omen.
Phoebe: Maybe it's a unicorn word. Glean.
Though what I like is when teachers write there own tests. some times they have a seance of hummer or make mistakes, What I hate on tests is when more then one answer is right or when you have to show your work.
Actually, it’s even harder than that. The usual reference is to poor people from the village coming in after the field has been harvested and getting what they can from the leftovers. In an era of hand-reaping and of peasants or serfs working for large landowners, that was an important part of the economy, but with modern harvesting machines and large farms, and all the (more or less) peasants living in the big city, anyway, it’s pretty much vanished in the First World. The only place a modern kid is likely to encounter that sense of the word is in the Book of Ruth, or in the earlier passages of the Bible where the Israelites are specifically told that they mustn’t go back over their fields—whatever they missed the first time belongs to the poor.
But, of course, it’s still found in its metaphorical sense, as Marigold is using it here: to gather up small chunks of something—“something” almost always being information, nowadays.
Robotech_Master about 11 years ago
It’s a good question.
Monster Hesh about 11 years ago
They merely wish to discern if you fit in a square hole, a round hole, or go straight to the reject bin.
luducks about 11 years ago
Her accent is improving!
silverfingers about 11 years ago
I guess I deserve the same omen: it’s the first time I see the word “glean”…
Nebulous Premium Member about 11 years ago
Come on! How do you expect people to know a word like ‘glean’ if they don’t live on a farm and harvest grain?
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
What ever you do don’t put any thing on the test about unicorns. Also when in doubt always answer C. you can’t go wrong with C.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Though what I like is when teachers write there own tests. some times they have a seance of hummer or make mistakes, What I hate on tests is when more then one answer is right or when you have to show your work.
John W Kennedy Premium Member about 11 years ago
Actually, it’s even harder than that. The usual reference is to poor people from the village coming in after the field has been harvested and getting what they can from the leftovers. In an era of hand-reaping and of peasants or serfs working for large landowners, that was an important part of the economy, but with modern harvesting machines and large farms, and all the (more or less) peasants living in the big city, anyway, it’s pretty much vanished in the First World. The only place a modern kid is likely to encounter that sense of the word is in the Book of Ruth, or in the earlier passages of the Bible where the Israelites are specifically told that they mustn’t go back over their fields—whatever they missed the first time belongs to the poor.
But, of course, it’s still found in its metaphorical sense, as Marigold is using it here: to gather up small chunks of something—“something” almost always being information, nowadays.
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
Someone needs a dictionary for Christmas.
John W Kennedy Premium Member about 11 years ago
Actually, I gravely doubt that an eight-year-old would understand Marigold’s use of the word, based merely on its occurrences in the KJV.