Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 2013
Transcript:
Toggle: So what w-w-we looking for in... nanny? Alex: Experience, mostly... but also background education, references, and, of course, I'll be screening for babeishness. Toggle: Babeishness? Alex: First rule of marriage, never, ever hire ahot nanny. The homelier, the better! Toggle: But is that f-fair to... kids? Alex: They get over it.
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
That’s what I love about Leo – always putting the needs of others’ first.
gkid almost 11 years ago
Thank you for bringing them back, Mr. Trudeau, it is appreciated. Alex and cute hubby…..adorable.
gkid almost 11 years ago
Gotta love Leo. :)
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
Actually, it may help the kids to realize that beauty is more than skin deep.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
They could get a manny.
pelican47 almost 11 years ago
MayKitten, from yesterday. I don’t know how long ago it was, but I’m sorry for your loss. Glad that your current wife has embraced your family so well.
montessoriteacher almost 11 years ago
Tlc has a show with the same number of multiples as May kitten as a reality show.
montessoriteacher almost 11 years ago
Check out make room for multiples on tlc.
Sportymonk almost 11 years ago
I guess we are going to finish the year out in reruns. Wonder how long this will last?
reedkomicks Premium Member almost 11 years ago
If only he weren’t occupied being a fake gay pot dealer…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
Finding a babe less hot than Alex should be no problem since she inherited her father’s good looks.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
T.S. Garp approves
diggitt almost 11 years ago
Wow—there is a serious gap here between people who actually read the strip and people who just drop in to make snotty comments. Here’s a quick rerun.
Alex’s mom is JJ, who abandoned both Alex’s dad (Mike Doonesbury) and Alex to run off with Zeke. JJ’s mom is Joanie Caucus, who abandoned JJ and her dad to hop on the back of BD’s motorcycle, accompanied by Mike, when the guys were college students—to run off and live in the commune at Walden (not a sex thing, a liberation thing). So much for who abandoned whom.
- These as-yet-faceless babies are six months old. Their mother Alex is not pregnant again.- Alex got her PhD from MIT this past spring and then the research program she was hired for (in robotics? I forget) was canceled. She is tending bar now. Leo is in college getting an undergrad degree and he is a sound guy in a recording studio. I don’t see how these are not “real jobs”—they pay the rent, and both Alex and Leo appear to have little down time (certainly not enough to spend making snide, spiteful comments about fictional characters in comic strips they don’t even read). - Alex’s mom JJ may yet wind up living next door, since she appears to be getting sick of Zeke’s evil ways, at least where other women are concerned. - I am wondering whether we will see serious irony with JJ applying for the nanny position or buying the empty condo next door.
Eggman61 almost 11 years ago
I thought Alex was waitressing because of government budget cuts. It might be cheaper to stay at home than hire a nanny. Or she could work evening hours and Leo could take care of the twins.
Carol69 almost 11 years ago
“Homely help=horny husband deterrent”.Didn’t deter Schwarzenegger, and that chick was seriously fugly ! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<I dunno, it was about 15 years ago. I heard the problem was toooo many bedrooms in the house.
Godfreydaniel almost 11 years ago
Cross Zonker with Mary Poppins and you have the semi-ideal nanny!
deadheadzan almost 11 years ago
I love Leo’s sly little grin in the fourth panel.
1MadHat Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Are you sure? Reference Queen’s “Fat Bottom Girls”. 8^)
BE THIS GUY almost 11 years ago
Regular readers of Doonesbury know how insecure Alex is.
pbarnrob almost 11 years ago
As noted above, Alex has… issues. Perhaps Leo will help her deal with them, time will tell.
ChrisV almost 11 years ago
Poor Leo. First the war wounds him, now his wife castrates him. (No, she’s not insecure.)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
He has the armed drones and cats DO enjoy playing with rheir prey.