Santa also sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake ; you’d think they’d extend him some professional courtesy ( either that, or offer him a job ).
-Yes, originally Saint Nicolas, who was a real person who bought gifts for others. The name became corrupted over the years from Saint Nicholas to ‘Santa Claus’….
Allen Rymer almost 11 years ago
Just give them gravel….coal is at least useful in the wintertime….
finkd almost 11 years ago
Santa also sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake ; you’d think they’d extend him some professional courtesy ( either that, or offer him a job ).
wrwallaceii almost 11 years ago
The’ List’ what list… I just use yours.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
They have jurisdiction at The North Pole, too?!
Varnes almost 11 years ago
They really don’t know who they;re dealing with here. This is Santa for Christ’s sake……NSA Not So Astute…..
watmiwori almost 11 years ago
“Santa shmanta! You think we don’t know an international spy when we see one? Don’t answer that!”
Varnes almost 11 years ago
But ya would think Santa would have put up some Christmas decorations…..Some of those big old bulbs……
tripwire45 almost 11 years ago
If there were a Santa, that would happen.
Seiko almost 11 years ago
he ISN’T real ????
Enoki almost 11 years ago
What? They didn’t just hack his computer system?!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
I was watchin’ for this…
Linguist almost 11 years ago
NSA ( Not Secret Anymore ) should be hiring the old guy. He’s got a better system. He only has to deal with melting snow, not leaking Snowden.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
NSA (et al) aka spying: The second oldest profession in the world.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
What I want to know is what is the NSA doing with all those Target credit card numbers…
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He know when you’ve had beans too.
dabugger almost 11 years ago
Look just like da guys from the collection jigs…..
cdward almost 11 years ago
I thought it was Facebook that wanted all your contact lists.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Love Santa and those Big colored Balls!
mistercatworks almost 11 years ago
Doesn’t it make you stop and think when the former head of the KGB tells us that he really envies our domestic surveillance system?
tygrkhat40 almost 11 years ago
“He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you’re awake…”
Don’t these mid-level agents know not to bother a superior officer?
Caddy57 almost 11 years ago
Dey knows when you sleepin’ , Dey knows when you’re awake…..so be good for goodness sake!
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Not another peep outta you!
ZBicyclist Premium Member almost 11 years ago
All this time we never noticed if you rearrange “Santa” you not only get “Satan” — you get “At NSA”. All those gifts are a Faustian bargain.
Ernest Lemmingway almost 11 years ago
This is telling of how fascist America has become. They want the nice as well as the naughty.
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
Santa = Saint
-Yes, originally Saint Nicolas, who was a real person who bought gifts for others. The name became corrupted over the years from Saint Nicholas to ‘Santa Claus’….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Sorry, Notsoastute, didn’t mean you…..Besides, you actually are sort of astute…..
Argy.Bargy2 almost 11 years ago
“Naughty, nice, it’s all the same to us. We’re not actually listening. We’re just collecting numbers. Yeah, that’s the ticket…”
Varnes almost 11 years ago
argy.bargy, thanks for reminding us of Ol’ J. Edgar. What a piece of work he was…The NSA scandal has nothing on him…….
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Edclectic, Notsoastute…I’d like to give a shout out to my peeps…..
milania almost 11 years ago
Ha ha ha love it
8arkay almost 11 years ago
Hmmph. NSA folks don’t dress that well. You’re confusing wireheads with the FBI… “Suits vs normals” is the phrase, I believe.
DrTeee almost 11 years ago
As @Al said: gravel….About 14 sleigh’s full while they are standing there. :P
VegaAlopex almost 11 years ago
I suppose Santa already knows they’re naughty, so it doesn’t make any difference that they demand he hand over the list.