Frank and Ernest by Thaves for December 30, 2013
December 29, 2013
December 31, 2013
Transcript:
Frank: It's not that crime doesn't pay, it's that it has a terrible retirement plan.
Phatts over 10 years ago
Yah, if you want to steal something, don’t risk jail time for chump change.Go into Politics where you can steal some real money!
solarrhino over 10 years ago
The way things are going, jail will be my retirement plan.
Spotted Owl over 10 years ago
Jail time does seem like a good option when you reach old age. Prisoners seem to get better care than some poor folk in nursing homes.
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
O’henry didn’t think so.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
I wouldn’t care to visit let alone live there………but you get three squares a day and all the crossword puzzzules you can solve…………..
sbchamp over 10 years ago
Whaddaya mean ‘terrible’?They plant ya for free…
Nighthawks Premium Member over 10 years ago
like hell.free room and board until parole.as a plus, you get to meet all kinds of interesting people
LuvThemPluggers over 10 years ago
In CA you’ll be out pretty soon because we can’t afford to keep you.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Only problem with that is the farmers don’t want to employ them. It’s cheaper, faster, and more consistent to employ machines and skilled operators. Also many prisoners resist efforts to make them work as they see most work programs benefiting their captures.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
It certainly restricts the chances to travel.
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
When you get out you can apply for a job as a guard and claim your first hand on-the-job training as a plus….. this could help you with your parole officer……….
TREEINTHEWIND over 10 years ago
These stone walls do not a prison make nor iron bars a cage…………………….. (who ever wrote that must have been a canary)……………………