Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2014
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January 16, 2014
Transcript:
Zebra: Will you crocs please stop walking into my sliding glass door? It's not open. There's glass there. croc: Oh, peese. Whuh make you say any croc run into anyting? He born dat way.
Crocs should sue Zeeba Neighba for “keeping an attractive nuisance” (glass doors). Is there a lawyer-croc? C’mon. Cartoon-Boy! You’re a Reformed Lawyer: help the hungry crocs!
This is why you see many public buildings with colored dots in the middle of glass doors, so you’ll have a visual reference when the cleaning crew does a really good job.
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Windex — kryptonite for crocodiles.
zero about 11 years ago
He does look a lot like Lady Ga Ga. Or Madonna…
Ida No about 11 years ago
Don’t get your nose out of joint.
bubjerryk about 11 years ago
So the Crocs are alive? I expected more of a return
Sheila Hardie about 11 years ago
YAY! Crocs!
cdward about 11 years ago
Glad to see the crocs. Glad they’re as clever as ever.
juicebruce about 11 years ago
Croc-Power !
John Falstaff about 11 years ago
stoopid stoopid glas doors!
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Boink.
milquetoast60 about 11 years ago
Good to see the croc’s back (across the hedge)
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Crocs should sue Zeeba Neighba for “keeping an attractive nuisance” (glass doors). Is there a lawyer-croc? C’mon. Cartoon-Boy! You’re a Reformed Lawyer: help the hungry crocs!
jessegooddoggy about 11 years ago
Pleeeze keep the crocs and zeebas!!!!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
As Mr. Durante said, “Da Noze KNOZS!”
finale about 11 years ago
Looks like Bob nose all the angles
A purring cat is the best tranquilizer about 11 years ago
Welcome Back, Crocs!!
Enoki about 11 years ago
Well, I’ll say it….What a croc!
OldestandWisest about 11 years ago
Should put some decals on that door. It’s kind to birds—and crocs.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Ouch!
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Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
This is why you see many public buildings with colored dots in the middle of glass doors, so you’ll have a visual reference when the cleaning crew does a really good job.
rgcviper about 11 years ago
Oh … I don’t know. Just a hunch.
strawberry cow about 11 years ago
yay!!! crocks are back. I love you pastis!
ReneeZimbodgi almost 11 years ago
I shouldn’t be giggling so hard…
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Hold on while I change that croc to my background.