Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 15, 2014
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January 16, 2014
Transcript:
Zebra: Will you crocs please stop walking into my sliding glass door? It's not open. There's glass there. croc: Oh, peese. Whuh make you say any croc run into anyting? He born dat way.
Crocs should sue Zeeba Neighba for “keeping an attractive nuisance” (glass doors). Is there a lawyer-croc? C’mon. Cartoon-Boy! You’re a Reformed Lawyer: help the hungry crocs!
This is why you see many public buildings with colored dots in the middle of glass doors, so you’ll have a visual reference when the cleaning crew does a really good job.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Windex — kryptonite for crocodiles.
zero almost 11 years ago
He does look a lot like Lady Ga Ga. Or Madonna…
Ida No almost 11 years ago
Don’t get your nose out of joint.
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
So the Crocs are alive? I expected more of a return
Sheila Hardie almost 11 years ago
YAY! Crocs!
cdward almost 11 years ago
Glad to see the crocs. Glad they’re as clever as ever.
juicebruce almost 11 years ago
Croc-Power !
John Falstaff almost 11 years ago
stoopid stoopid glas doors!
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
Boink.
milquetoast60 almost 11 years ago
Good to see the croc’s back (across the hedge)
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Crocs should sue Zeeba Neighba for “keeping an attractive nuisance” (glass doors). Is there a lawyer-croc? C’mon. Cartoon-Boy! You’re a Reformed Lawyer: help the hungry crocs!
jessegooddoggy almost 11 years ago
Pleeeze keep the crocs and zeebas!!!!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
As Mr. Durante said, “Da Noze KNOZS!”
finale almost 11 years ago
Looks like Bob nose all the angles
A purring cat is the best tranquilizer almost 11 years ago
Welcome Back, Crocs!!
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Well, I’ll say it….What a croc!
OldestandWisest almost 11 years ago
Should put some decals on that door. It’s kind to birds—and crocs.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Ouch!
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Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
This is why you see many public buildings with colored dots in the middle of glass doors, so you’ll have a visual reference when the cleaning crew does a really good job.
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
Oh … I don’t know. Just a hunch.
strawberry cow almost 11 years ago
yay!!! crocks are back. I love you pastis!
ReneeZimbodgi over 10 years ago
I shouldn’t be giggling so hard…
comicsnerd74 over 9 years ago
Hold on while I change that croc to my background.