Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2014

“Actually, we’re here because we need a little doe.”

Maybe if they carved the word “rebuke” into their antlers first…

Vigilante Deer?! Deary me! They are so scary! Beware, their sharp rebukes!Losers!

Crocs probably like venison

Let’s up the antler…

What they need is vigilantler deer.

Rebuke? Depends on what the deers understand by “buke”

Vigilante deer should enlist the UN. They could write a staunchly worded resolution.

“STOP! Or I’ll say stop again!” – Robin Williams

I’d like to see vigilante shrubbery, shrubbery that stalks the deer and gives them more than a sharp rebuke.

I love certain words and rebuke is just funny all on its own.

Those deer better be fast learners because they are running out of time.

Dear Deers. Tears, not Fears!

They should consult Rat, I’ll bet he has some good ideas on revenge!

I hope these deer don’t get their hands on a certain video game.

…and a pointedly worded letter will follow!

I’d find hunting more interesting if the deer were armed too.

And if that does not work, we will cast derision on them. That will fix them good.

The next generation needs to learn too so wait and do the rebuking ven his son gets home…

(Always wonder, if God didn’t want us to kill animals, why did He make them out of meat?)

They must be watching Ted Nugent’s nature show in that last panel…

They’d do better going home and concentrating on evolving opposable thumbs so they could pull the trigger on a rifle without dropping it.

There was actually a farside (I think it was farside) where a group of deer stalked and killed an office worker, in an office, with a subtitle of something to the effect of ‘because the human population had more than doubled, it was time to thin out the herd.’

Beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts about $3.95 and deer nuts are under a buck…………

The deers are so cute.

xxx

They could learn from Wiley’s bears.

If you’re here knocking on doors you haven’t been shot by hunters. This isn’t revenge, it’s prevenge.