The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 15, 2014

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    Laura Gildwarg  almost 11 years ago

    Lysol? Oh, barfage!

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    AND they have to spray twice a day just to keep the mold and mildew down to a level that is non-lethal. Especially Burl’s bathroom and the clothes hamper.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    The candle scent is called “Honesty”…as though it’s admitting to a cover-up.

    The Scent of a Woman is also brought to you by Lysol disinfectant.

    Burl probably uses Pinesol aftershave… it’s more…. manly.

    They don’t know what anything is supposed to smell like cos no pleasant aromas break through their heady brew of noxious gases, BO and disinfectant.

    I can’t even sniff out a Find-It.

    But Purple…. ya gotta admit Lysol smells better than Pennys.

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    BurlsTwin  almost 11 years ago

    The flowers on the TV must be artificial, no normal life form could survive in that environment.

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    loveslife  almost 11 years ago

    They have to be fake to withstand what is in the Penny house.I don’t like the smell of pine sol. Lysol is a little better. But we do use something for the floors. The dogs go out side, I imagine Burl sticks his nose in the bucket MMMMMM what a great smell Joy!! Oh wait, Joy doesn’t clean house.I wonder who does??

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    Cozmik Cowboy  almost 11 years ago

    Do they actually have the scratch-n-sniff cards to go with their copy of “Polyester”?!?!?The Pennys are now officially the hippest couple in town!

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    finale  almost 11 years ago

    I’m surprised they use Odor Eaters AND Lysol. I would expect that they give their shoes a shot of Lysol spray instead of the cost of buying Odor Eaters.

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    vldazzle  almost 11 years ago

    Oh, this one today has all kinds of raunchy possibilities, especially with a John Waters film in their VCR. Just add plenty of Brain Bleach to all their Lysol and I’ll call this hand.

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    imnormal  almost 11 years ago

    I am surprised the whole place doesn’t explode from methane gas accumulation when they light the candle. Three big sources right there, plus bad breath, spoiled food, and BO, the place must be nearly toxic and near a combustion risk.

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    orbenjawell Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Another ingenious brainstorm by the Pennys! Don’t clean your house anymore, just let a scented candle have hapless visitors (like unfortunate souls who enter this house by mistake!) think you’ve been cleaning. The Pennys’ by-far-by-cracky longest list: these brilliant ideas that give their butts more plant-and-take-root time in those easy chairs in front of the T.V.!!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    ElGuapo….

    There are sometimes things lying around in a strip that almost have to be Find-It’s from a previous use of the panel.

    Maybe I’ve forgotten to look at the “instructions” to see what we’re supposed to find that day, and I notice something, or even a couple of different things, that could be it….

    So I check, and “…oh, it’s that happy face, not this star…..”

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    yubi  almost 11 years ago

    Dazz, I just saw you on TMZ you look great!

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