Okay, this helps us narrow down the mysterious location of Milford. What state is it that waits until the first full week of January to start play in women’s basketball? (I can’t think of one)
P3, Wendy acts coquettish while the jug-eared Metzger pitches his wholesome 1960’s rap. It’s obvious Metzger should be way out of his league. Unless….(insert plot twist here of Wendy running from some tawdry internet porn site and wanting a “normal” life….)
His name sounds familiar because it is scribbled all over Wynn’s bedroom wall “Jack Metzger Must Die!” all around the dartboard with Jack’s picture on it.
chiphilton almost 11 years ago
Jack Metzger must go to Marty Moon’s barber. Only in Milford do guys wear the pointed-bangs look.
Mr Reality almost 11 years ago
In all reality, you have to give a star struck Jack credit for a good job of delivering his openning lines to Wendy. Way to go Jack.
chujusmith almost 11 years ago
Okay, this helps us narrow down the mysterious location of Milford. What state is it that waits until the first full week of January to start play in women’s basketball? (I can’t think of one)
bearwku82 almost 11 years ago
Jack’s has that healthy Brylcream sheen. GilPa puts a tube in every players locker to begin the season. Kaz got a six pack.
jslabotnik almost 11 years ago
It sounds familiar ’cause it is the name of the guy your brother said to avoid like the plague
Mopman almost 11 years ago
Strike that pose! Work it, work it!
bitsy twill almost 11 years ago
No wonder Wynn was so upset that Jack Metzger started at power forward instead of him. He’s a few inches shorter than his sister.
WMF1958 almost 11 years ago
OK-Wynn is not going to go Tony Montana on St Fabien’s-Jack Metzger will be the recipient-SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
cuttersjock almost 11 years ago
P3, Wendy acts coquettish while the jug-eared Metzger pitches his wholesome 1960’s rap. It’s obvious Metzger should be way out of his league. Unless….(insert plot twist here of Wendy running from some tawdry internet porn site and wanting a “normal” life….)
WoodyTB almost 11 years ago
P1 – another talking elbow.
BikeMike almost 11 years ago
His name sounds familiar because it is scribbled all over Wynn’s bedroom wall “Jack Metzger Must Die!” all around the dartboard with Jack’s picture on it.
scottinphilly almost 11 years ago
This’ll get them talking in the teacher’s lounge.