Pickles by Brian Crane for January 04, 2014

If people couldn’t see Opal’s wrinkles already, they’re not going to now.

One TOUGH woman!

Falling asleep in the bath tub can be dangerous.

I really don’t want to know the details….

Too much information. :-)

Good luck with that, Opal! And be sure to tell us how you did it. :)

If older people eat prunes, do they become what they eat?

Don’t go in there Earl ! It’s a scary, scary sight….

Opal looks like a ’ Neapolitan Mastiff ’.

Was Opal going to go to church naked?

Glad I take showers.

Yuk. Who sits in a bathtub in their own dirt. disgusting!

I would hate to fall asleep in the bath.

It just doesn’t sound too pleasant.xxx

All you people who make fun of old people, just remember, some day you will be old.

That wise person was Thumper in BAMBI, right?.Which leads to the natural follow-up question:Since Bambi was male, why do parents ever name their daughters Bambi?

DavidHuieGreen: “Bimbo” is masculine, bimba is female. Villager, or pejoratively, hick. Anglophones have trouble with languages with grammatical gender.