Ralph: I like the history channel!
June: I know. You watch it all the time.
Ralph: I learn a lot!
June: But what do you learn by watching the same episodes of the same shows over and over and over again?
Ralph: History repeats itself!
The Weather Channel does show about as much history as The History Channel. I used to have History Channel on constantly, now I can’t stand it. If it’s not something about ghosts, aliens, or pawn shops, then it’s history-as-conspiracy-theory.
Swalb%515 about 11 years ago
In more ways than one, Ralph!
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member about 11 years ago
The current programming on the History channel proves Karl Marx was right: history repeats itself, “the first as tragedy, then as farce”!
pschearer Premium Member about 11 years ago
So do I. So do I. So do I.
LeoAutodidact about 11 years ago
But now Ralph knows ALL ABOUT the Aliens . . .
rangerlg about 11 years ago
Does The History Channel actually have any history programming anymore? I know The Weather Channel doesn’t seem to.
Lewis Hundley about 11 years ago
Wait…. isn’t he referring to the Pawn Stars channel?
Kevindrabble about 11 years ago
Honeybunch’s arms are folded. That means Ralph has the remote. Guess what her next demand is going to be!
Purple-Stater Premium Member about 11 years ago
The Weather Channel does show about as much history as The History Channel. I used to have History Channel on constantly, now I can’t stand it. If it’s not something about ghosts, aliens, or pawn shops, then it’s history-as-conspiracy-theory.