Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 16, 2014

He put the bite on you!

Stick much cheaper than spear.

Dang HMO. Some things just don’t improve in thirty million years…

This all started when the vet told the tiger to take two Bills and call him in the morning.

What are the side effects of “pointy stick”?

Jreckard I think you have the hiccups.

Looks to me like he has a pain in the ….\\//_

Pointy Stick side effects may include: Splinters; parasites; poke in eye; severe pain when sit on Pointy Stick. Pointy Stick may not be as strong as Spear for big saber-tooth. Do not use Pointy Stick for T. rex. If saber-tooth last more than four hours, see doctor.Ask doctor if Pointy Stick good for you.

Hey that’s not generic!! I’ve got a TM around here somewhere.

I’m more curious about the co-pay

That is what he get for the “Metamorphic Rock” coverage.Him should have gone for the “Shiny Polished Metamorphic Rock” coverage. Him would get option for Generic or Name brand. To late change coverage now. Locked in till next Ice Age.

Can it still be called a “farmacy” if they haven’t discovered agriculture yet?

“Pointy Stick not work. Need stronger.”“Not cover. Go way.”“Hoping not come to this. Need find girl Saber-Tooth.”

Ha!

Bang!

I feel sorry for the Tiger.Poor thing is going to have to wash out his mouth.May even have to take him to the vet for Caveman Mouth.

I recommend a suppository.