“Me want pill, not shot.”“OK, but pill weigh 20 pounds and size of basketball.”“Hmm, then take shot, but want be put under.”Wham!“Pill double as anesthetic.”
No one said so I will.The new Health Care program in the running once Obamacare gets going.Made much more simple.New better trained doctors and better equipment.Who needs those new fangled things anyway like non intrusive thermometers and such.Old school ways work much better.Need to be knocked out for surgery.Cheapest is a club. Next best is ether. (I had that used on me back in 1958 to remove two impacted teeth. Worse hangover ever. I hit the doctors arm when he applied the ether. Spilled the can all over the mask. They kept telling me the mask was an Easter egg cut in half. I was not buying it. Woke up 6 hours later. At least I woke up.)
Swalb%515 almost 11 years ago
I see what you mean, Brewster. Open REAL wide.
dr.mel Premium Member almost 11 years ago
It WAS worse – till my syndicate made me change the strip. Here’s the original wording: http://bit.ly/brewsterwed011514
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
Hmm, this not look like it work. Turn round.
WelshRat Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Is it coincidence that BC is running a Doctor strip today too?
jreckard almost 11 years ago
You should see the hammer he uses to test reflexes.
alan.gurka almost 11 years ago
I think we’re all over ANALyzing this cartoon. My thoughts on the other thermometer were the same,although a little late in posting them.
Tom Falco almost 11 years ago
Ha. I do love the original.
kaffekup almost 11 years ago
Nobody says “Ahhhh” for a thermometer. He needs to cut down a nearby tree to use as a tongue depressor.
ChessPirate almost 11 years ago
“Me want pill, not shot.”“OK, but pill weigh 20 pounds and size of basketball.”“Hmm, then take shot, but want be put under.”Wham!“Pill double as anesthetic.”
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No one said so I will.The new Health Care program in the running once Obamacare gets going.Made much more simple.New better trained doctors and better equipment.Who needs those new fangled things anyway like non intrusive thermometers and such.Old school ways work much better.Need to be knocked out for surgery.Cheapest is a club. Next best is ether. (I had that used on me back in 1958 to remove two impacted teeth. Worse hangover ever. I hit the doctors arm when he applied the ether. Spilled the can all over the mask. They kept telling me the mask was an Easter egg cut in half. I was not buying it. Woke up 6 hours later. At least I woke up.)
that_jedi_girl almost 11 years ago
@dr.melThank you for the link.
Coyoty Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Some things are the same as modern medicine. No one makes cavecalls.
bopard almost 11 years ago
Tor is one hekkav a doc. He rexall chances of low malpractice insurance.
Snoots almost 9 years ago
And if you think the ORAL thermometer is bad…
Oh, that one’s already been done in the above comments eh?
That’s okay. My comment was more subtle. Nya nya.