Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 28, 2014
January 27, 2014
January 29, 2014
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen: This worksheet's not due until tomorrow. Caulfield: Okay. I'll just turn in my Thursday assignment on Friday. Mrs. Olsen: That's not how it works, Caulfield. Caulfield: Oh, I'm pretty sure it is. Frazz: How's your unit on averages going? Caulfield: Surprisingly useful.
sbchamp almost 11 years ago
Picks ’Hawks, takes over/under
Strod almost 11 years ago
Caufield, the “averages” thing works only if the bonus points you get for turning this homework in early are the same as the points you lose for turning the next one late. But that is almost certainly not going to happen. But then you will have learned a little more about averages.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 11 years ago
No teacher is going to complain about receiving an assignment early.
danketaz Premium Member almost 11 years ago
She’s still going to mark yesterday’s assignment as late. Until then, dream on Caulfield, dream on.
Stephen Gilberg almost 11 years ago
Yeah, I don’t see how this is useful. He appears to do as much work in as much time.
JP Steve Premium Member almost 11 years ago
So this is what it takes to make Caulfield an average student?
DKHenderson 9 days ago
If she offered bonus points for turning work in early, and automatic grade drops for turning them in late, I’ll bet Caulfield would actually start getting his work in on time.