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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 27, 2014
January 26, 2014
January 28, 2014
Transcript:
Pig: Hey, Rat... for your birthday, I ordered you a cake that comes out of a girl. Rat: You mean a girl that comes out of a cake. Girl: Happy bir-- oh, gawd... I have to hurl... Pig: I thought she came too cheap.
jnik23260 about 11 years ago
Which end would it look better coming out of?
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
If you think that’s gross, wait ’til you see the magician pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Bilan about 11 years ago
Is that a Carol Carrot Cake?
Ida No about 11 years ago
Read the ads carefully.These kinds of things happen all too frequently because people are too busy to pay attention to the fine details.
zero about 11 years ago
Funny, she doesn’t look cheap…
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
I just wonder where Pig ordered this cake hurler.Yellow pages?
Opus Croakus about 11 years ago
Um, ew.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Heavens to betsy and little butterflies! Cartoon-Boy finds all the grossest humor!
cdward about 11 years ago
I thinks this is perfect for Rat!
Mister B about 11 years ago
I’m just stunned that Rat and I share the same birthday.
doublepaw about 11 years ago
Must be she is gluten intolerant.
marilynn25 about 11 years ago
Living in the backyard in the doghouse has affected Pastis’ mind.
marilynn25 about 11 years ago
Hope his wife takes him back REALLY soon. Although, with humor like this, why would she?
Enoki about 11 years ago
Say it and spray it in this case…
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
Reminds me of the guy who could fart to the tune of ‘yankee doodle dandy’ but first had to clear….
jmartin1955 about 11 years ago
One little transposition error
eyebuzz Premium Member about 11 years ago
Awesome!
JudyAz about 11 years ago
(shaking pom poms)Two… Four… Six…Eight…It’s time to regurgitate!
qixlqatl about 11 years ago
Heh, rat gets his just desserts… ;)
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
I guess you CAN have your cake and eat it, too.
bubjerryk about 11 years ago
I forget – is this Rat’s 4th or 5th birthday this past year?
RobinHood2013 about 11 years ago
Fourth panel: Pastis gets shot.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Ewwwwww!
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cdgar about 11 years ago
Time to change my avatar after this comic.
Jml58 about 11 years ago
Exactly the cake Rat deserves.
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
I would not like that cake. Definitely not.
Calvin Romrell Premium Member about 11 years ago
This strip made me giggle. This is rare for me while reading the comics. Make fun of low humor if you want but Pastis is very good at making me laugh.