Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2014
Transcript:
Pastis: Staci! Staci! Take me back! I don't want to live without my wife! And look! I'm even recreating that romantic scene from the movie "Say Anything" for you. Staci: But I don't hear any music. Pastis: That's because it's a recording of me reciting my favorite "Pearls" pun strips. It is so hard to woo her.
legaleagle48 over 10 years ago
What are you trying to do, Stephan, speed up the divorce?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: “Dunk rye for me, Arch and Tina…”
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
Back to the drawing board (no pun intended).
Ida No over 10 years ago
Yeah, if you want a stable marriage, never pick someone with “standards”.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
You’re lucky she didn’t take pot shots at you.
eddie6192 over 10 years ago
Kicked to the curb again.
edclectic over 10 years ago
Stephie just put whoa to woo.
jackhs over 10 years ago
Is the strip turning into a reality series?
naturally_easy over 10 years ago
Thank God for women with bad taste in men!
tangcameo over 10 years ago
He’s married?!!!! How?!!!!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
and she said that she ‘loved me’ once {once}
John Falstaff over 10 years ago
Meesta Pasties lucky Messus Pasties no have gun. No jurie wood convick her for shoooteng.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Staci, Staci! What are you doing to us? Please, take Cartoon-Boy back, even if you have to put a muzzle on him to stop the puns!
vwdualnomand over 10 years ago
well, he is no john cusack, and she isn’t ione skye
KatP Premium Member over 10 years ago
Bad move Steph. Nobody wants that.
Melekalikimaka over 10 years ago
One year my wife cried on her birthday because I didn’t make her one of my home made cards on corrugated cardboard with lettering and illustrations in a black marker.
Potrzebie over 10 years ago
Where did he get a boombox? From a junkyard?
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
He’ll just trot on over to the proctologist now and see if the doctor can recover his boom box.
Cary Rodda Premium Member over 10 years ago
Wow, that didn’t work? :D
corzak over 10 years ago
I’m still emotionally scarred. Having a difficult time recovering from this, yesterday.
Malcolm Hall over 10 years ago
It’s hard to imagine how Pastis’ head fits into the panels.
Ermine Notyours over 10 years ago
Take him back. We need ideas for new Pig & Pigata strips.
Reppr Premium Member over 10 years ago
It is hard to woo her. Yes, it really is. But worth it (at least to rat and pig)
Chris Sherlock over 10 years ago
Stephan, you silver-tongued devil! You always know just the right thing to say.
KEA over 10 years ago
Hey! There should be a Pearls Puns book.
Rick Smith Premium Member over 10 years ago
Reciting his favorite Pearls Puns? How loud do you have to turn up silence?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
Instead of puns, Steph should play a romantic song, such as “Drink To Me Only With ThinEyes, There’s Not Enough Beer For Two”!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
That shoulda been “Thine Eyes”!
Number Three over 10 years ago
Poor Stephan. Just waiting for Rat to make a crack…
xxx
Dabattlebacca over 10 years ago
Is he trying to make sure she doesn’t let him back?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member over 10 years ago
Silence is golden. Or as my pappy used to say, “The way to be the funniest person in the room is to be the only person in the room.”
edclectic over 10 years ago
“Woe to whoa to woo.”WOW!
Daniel Quilp over 10 years ago
What a bunch of delightful comments! I laughed at every one of them. But someone once said, “Small things amuse small minds.”
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 10 years ago
also a good one!
Rolf Rykken Premium Member over 10 years ago
I sure hope this isn’t happening to Stephan and Staci (if there is a Staci). :(
Sheila Hardie over 10 years ago
There IS a Staci. And I hope it isn’t actually happening, too. But it does make for some funny strips.
Dragongirl55 over 3 years ago
The first thing any significant other of mine needs to know is that puns would totally win me back.