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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 31, 2014
Transcript:
Pastis: Staci! Staci! Take me back! I don't want to live without my wife! And look! I'm even recreating that romantic scene from the movie "Say Anything" for you. Staci: But I don't hear any music. Pastis: That's because it's a recording of me reciting my favorite "Pearls" pun strips. It is so hard to woo her.
legaleagle48 about 11 years ago
What are you trying to do, Stephan, speed up the divorce?
Sherlock Watson about 11 years ago
Sing along with Sherlock: âDunk rye for me, Arch and TinaâŠâ
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Back to the drawing board (no pun intended).
Ida No about 11 years ago
Yeah, if you want a stable marriage, never pick someone with âstandardsâ.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
Youâre lucky she didnât take pot shots at you.
eddie6192 about 11 years ago
Kicked to the curb again.
edclectic about 11 years ago
Stephie just put whoa to woo.
jackhs about 11 years ago
Is the strip turning into a reality series?
naturally_easy about 11 years ago
Thank God for women with bad taste in men!
tangcameo about 11 years ago
Heâs married?!!!! How?!!!!
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
and she said that she âloved meâ once {once}
John Falstaff about 11 years ago
Meesta Pasties lucky Messus Pasties no have gun. No jurie wood convick her for shoooteng.
Sisyphos about 11 years ago
Staci, Staci! What are you doing to us? Please, take Cartoon-Boy back, even if you have to put a muzzle on him to stop the puns!
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
well, he is no john cusack, and she isnât ione skye
KatP Premium Member about 11 years ago
Bad move Steph. Nobody wants that.
Melekalikimaka about 11 years ago
One year my wife cried on her birthday because I didnât make her one of my home made cards on corrugated cardboard with lettering and illustrations in a black marker.
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
Where did he get a boombox? From a junkyard?
MeGoNow Premium Member about 11 years ago
Heâll just trot on over to the proctologist now and see if the doctor can recover his boom box.
Cary Rodda Premium Member about 11 years ago
Wow, that didnât work? :D
corzak about 11 years ago
Iâm still emotionally scarred. Having a difficult time recovering from this, yesterday.
Malcolm Hall about 11 years ago
Itâs hard to imagine how Pastisâ head fits into the panels.
Ermine Notyours about 11 years ago
Take him back. We need ideas for new Pig & Pigata strips.
Reppr Premium Member about 11 years ago
It is hard to woo her. Yes, it really is. But worth it (at least to rat and pig)
Chris Sherlock about 11 years ago
Stephan, you silver-tongued devil! You always know just the right thing to say.
KEA about 11 years ago
Hey! There should be a Pearls Puns book.
Rick Smith Premium Member about 11 years ago
Reciting his favorite Pearls Puns? How loud do you have to turn up silence?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
Instead of puns, Steph should play a romantic song, such as âDrink To Me Only With ThinEyes, Thereâs Not Enough Beer For Twoâ!!
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago
That shoulda been âThine Eyesâ!
Number Three about 11 years ago
Poor Stephan. Just waiting for Rat to make a crackâŠ
xxx
Dabattlebacca about 11 years ago
Is he trying to make sure she doesnât let him back?
Boots at the Boar Premium Member about 11 years ago
Silence is golden. Or as my pappy used to say, âThe way to be the funniest person in the room is to be the only person in the room.â
edclectic about 11 years ago
âWoe to whoa to woo.âWOW!
Daniel Quilp about 11 years ago
What a bunch of delightful comments! I laughed at every one of them. But someone once said, âSmall things amuse small minds.â
Rolf Rykken Premium Member about 11 years ago
also a good one!
Rolf Rykken Premium Member about 11 years ago
I sure hope this isnât happening to Stephan and Staci (if there is a Staci). :(
Sheila Hardie about 11 years ago
There IS a Staci. And I hope it isnât actually happening, too. But it does make for some funny strips.
Dragongirl55 about 4 years ago
The first thing any significant other of mine needs to know is that puns would totally win me back.