Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 09, 2014

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    edclectic  over 10 years ago

    I can use this factoid!I’ve been trying to convince my wife that beer makes me smarter.

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    corpcasselbury  over 10 years ago

    Actually, Iran was Persia, not Iraq.

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    aimlesscruzr  over 10 years ago

    One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. and here’s how it went:Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

    In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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    Mneedle  over 10 years ago

    There is a hotel in the Florida Keys that has underwater suites.

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 10 years ago

    A local nuthouse had on their billboard: Who need’s health care when you have Jesus. (I am not making that up.) But Bohr’s lifetime supply of free beer has gotta be a topper!

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    Simon_Jester  over 10 years ago

    As I read this, I’m sitting here, looking at an empty Carlsberg can.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    How much beer would a physicist chugIf a physicist would chug beer?The Danes are a progressive people.They know how to reward good work.

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    Frogman_tg  over 10 years ago

    Picky, picky, picky, @aimlesscruzr is talking about American BUFFALO. They are buffalo by common usage since the 18th (?) century. If they were bison then a city in western New York would be “Bison” instead of Buffalo.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 10 years ago

    Pretty sure Cliff Clavin would be referring to the American bison also commonly known as the American buffalo.

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    Scott S  over 10 years ago

    How do you say “Luckiest man on the face of the earth” in Danish?

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    chabias  over 10 years ago

    You got that right! Reminds me of a song I heard years ago. “The Drunker I Get The Better They Look”.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsz5JT285mE

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