Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 24, 2014

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Geez, another bald kid (or monk) in the first panel. But at least we’ve learned Wendy is 5-9. That makes power forwards Jack Metzger and Wynn Wiley 6 feet even, at best. It’s amazing Milford has won a game this season.

Subject-verb agreement takes a vacation in P3.

Is the Crazy Horse still in business?

If Wendy is looking for a career direction, she should consider teaming up with Steve Lum, the One Armed Guy, and Scooby Doo and drive around in a conversion van and solve Mysteries!Thelma

In all reality, Wendy is limiting her career choices by not considering Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader, Chicago Luv A Bul, attending the Las Vegas School of Dance and Pole Dancing Institute. Lots of work for ladies with her talent.

Wendy should take a micro economics class and learn the basics of supply and demand. Mick and The Stones are playing over the Milford Muzak system. DANCE! Dance lil’ sister DANCE!

Yes, but there’s such a shortage of high school basketball players, right? When are the Dance Moms going to show up for the crossover event and save this plot?

You know what would liven up this storyline? Following me around while I clean the floors. Or watching Kaz read the paper. Or Mimi getting some coffee from the teacher’s lounge.

Hmmm, if this dancing thing is so important, can a Marty Moon investigative report be in the works?

…can we bring back the tat slap to liven up things? Yawn…

Please let this go in the direction of pole dancing! Please!

Flash Dance. The movie’s so old they think they can re-cycle it. Or, she’s being stalked by the monk, the monk, the monk for a yaba daba honeymoon.

Again, I’m impressed with you guys spinning gold out of nothing in this story line…IMO, especially good stuff this week (not counting Whiz).imagine if we had more Moon, Wildcat or Kenny Lark’s Mom to goof on…C’mon, Neil/Rod, throw us some red meat!

Still love ya Bitsy. Just like to see Wiseguy get smacked a little.

“C’mon on everyone! We is the Mudlarks!”(This is getting tougher and tougher.)

@ ‘Bear’ the Stones song that comes to my mind is “Stupid Girl” !

But what about Wendy’s pole dancing video that’s still out there…

Let’s really show our age……… the June Taylor dancers on the old Jackie Gleason show!