Pickles by Brian Crane for January 20, 2014

Who is doing the laundry?

He doesn’t give up does he?

“Poet” and “know it” rhyme, but I think not “hankerin’” and “pen” (or “ink pen”).

I think Earl’s starting from scratch here.

MAGNIFICO

Home, home on the rangeWhere I’m feeling the pain even more.Where the pan and the potAre becoming quite hotAnd my backside is blistered and sore.

When his wife sees the back of that shirt (image it has ink all over it now) he may be home on the range.

goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, less than a minute ago

There was a young lady from LondonWho spent all her time writing limericks.When asked by a friend, “How come they don’t rhyme?”Shen answered, “I’m sure I don’t know.”

And remember… " Heith who sithith in on a pin, shall rise again.

Don’t any of you quit your day jobs. Your poetry only elicits sobs!

Now people say that he’s mature Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure. “Rhymin’ Man”, Frank Zappa

When I say pen or pin, both words are the same sound.ECONOMIZEand, yes, there is sometimes confusion

Maybe someone can tell me WHY the GoComics home page has ads with half-dressed bimbos in skimpy tops, and nasty underwear or bikinis……WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I always feel like I want to shower after I open the Home page!!

Roses are redViolets are blue,The last part of that poem stinks…all the way through.

if Earl moved to California he could be “A Lonesome L.A. Cowboy”

Number Six: Good one. It took my wife a full minute waiting for the last line before she understood no one ever heard it..goweeder: There was a young man from JapanWhose poetry never would scan,When asked to explain why,He would give this reply,“I always try to put as many words into the last line as i possibly can.”.Lucyfur: I hate to dog you with it, but an orphaned calf is a dogie.

My other half has called a pen a pencil all his life. At least he is consistent…..and stubborn.

In the south, it is always called and inkpen (one word)

“I hope Opal uses Shout…”

and scream and swear…