goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, less than a minute ago
There was a young lady from LondonWho spent all her time writing limericks.When asked by a friend, “How come they don’t rhyme?”Shen answered, “I’m sure I don’t know.”
Maybe someone can tell me WHY the GoComics home page has ads with half-dressed bimbos in skimpy tops, and nasty underwear or bikinis……WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I always feel like I want to shower after I open the Home page!!
Number Six: Good one. It took my wife a full minute waiting for the last line before she understood no one ever heard it..goweeder: There was a young man from JapanWhose poetry never would scan,When asked to explain why,He would give this reply,“I always try to put as many words into the last line as i possibly can.”.Lucyfur: I hate to dog you with it, but an orphaned calf is a dogie.
ratlum over 10 years ago
Who is doing the laundry?
Llewellenbruce over 10 years ago
He doesn’t give up does he?
Templo S.U.D. over 10 years ago
“Poet” and “know it” rhyme, but I think not “hankerin’” and “pen” (or “ink pen”).
Superfrog over 10 years ago
I think Earl’s starting from scratch here.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 10 years ago
MAGNIFICO
pcolli over 10 years ago
Home, home on the rangeWhere I’m feeling the pain even more.Where the pan and the potAre becoming quite hotAnd my backside is blistered and sore.
Sportymonk over 10 years ago
When his wife sees the back of that shirt (image it has ink all over it now) he may be home on the range.
goweeder over 10 years ago
There was a young lady from LondonWho spent all her time writing limericks.When asked by a friend, “How come they don’t rhyme?”Shen answered, “I’m sure I don’t know.”
jtviper7 over 10 years ago
And remember… " Heith who sithith in on a pin, shall rise again.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
Don’t any of you quit your day jobs. Your poetry only elicits sobs!
WaitingMan over 10 years ago
Now people say that he’s mature Cowboys rhyme that with horse manure. “Rhymin’ Man”, Frank Zappa
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 10 years ago
When I say pen or pin, both words are the same sound.ECONOMIZEand, yes, there is sometimes confusion
milania over 10 years ago
Maybe someone can tell me WHY the GoComics home page has ads with half-dressed bimbos in skimpy tops, and nasty underwear or bikinis……WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?? I always feel like I want to shower after I open the Home page!!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 10 years ago
Roses are redViolets are blue,The last part of that poem stinks…all the way through.
Burnout70s over 10 years ago
if Earl moved to California he could be “A Lonesome L.A. Cowboy”
hippogriff over 10 years ago
Number Six: Good one. It took my wife a full minute waiting for the last line before she understood no one ever heard it..goweeder: There was a young man from JapanWhose poetry never would scan,When asked to explain why,He would give this reply,“I always try to put as many words into the last line as i possibly can.”.Lucyfur: I hate to dog you with it, but an orphaned calf is a dogie.
LuvThemPluggers over 10 years ago
My other half has called a pen a pencil all his life. At least he is consistent…..and stubborn.
route66paul over 10 years ago
In the south, it is always called and inkpen (one word)
JP Steve Premium Member over 10 years ago
“I hope Opal uses Shout…”
and scream and swear…