Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for February 09, 2014
February 08, 2014
February 10, 2014
Transcript:
Bucky: Get a load of this headline, fido. Satchel: The army is eating cats now? Bucky: What? No! Can you not read? Satchel: "Vet Says Number of Cats in Us on Rise." Bucky: Cats in U.S.! United States! Not cats in us! 74 million cats to 70 million dogs! Satchel: Ok, fine. So? Bucky: So that's proof we're more popular than dogs. Satchel: No, it means there's more of you guys. Lots of people still hate you guys! By your logic, mosquitoes and bacteria are the most popular pets in the U.S.! Let's measure a different way. What would you get if all the dogs in America were laid end to end? Bucky: I shudder to think. Satchel: We'd be a longer line than cats. Bucky: Two dogs would be a longer line! Cats aren't dumb enough to be lined! Satchel: Indeed, nature has subtle ways of expressing perfection. Bucky: Pff. Nature also made flying fish and platypuses, so don't talk to me about nature.
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hometownk Premium Member almost 11 years ago
You can prove anything with statistics. lol Bucky is still too stupid to realise that Satchel has outwitted him. Again.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 11 years ago
Using the same set of numbers you can prove or disprove anything, especially if you can say this or that set of numbers in invalid due to Boil’s Law of Bum Pimples.
jazzmoose almost 11 years ago
What would you get if all the dogs in American were laid end to end? A serious outbreak of sniffing.
Randy B Premium Member almost 11 years ago
An incredible number of bacteria live on and in us, but they’re not pets.
bignatefan almost 11 years ago
These Fuzzys — the ones where the guys are actually intelligent (we’ll forget about Satch’s first line) instead of stupid — are the ones I like best.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Damn! I love that dog more and more each day, sniff sniff.
bobpeters61 almost 11 years ago
If all the dogs were like up end to end, the sniffing would be deafening.
Egrayjames almost 11 years ago
I love cats….the other “other” white meat!
lecrenb almost 11 years ago
In some twisted way, Satchel and Bucky actually make sense…
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I got news for Satchel, lots of people hate dogs too.Not me I just like cats alot more.
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Mark, you made me spill my drink….
Hunter7 almost 11 years ago
That darn Nature. If she has a few parts left over – why not put them together and see if it flies.
fabiencornu almost 11 years ago
Plural for platypus is platypi.Sorry, just being lame on a Monday morning.
ericbutts74 almost 11 years ago
Satch is so literal.
ericbutts74 almost 11 years ago
How come there is no such thing as a seeing eye cat?Why is it never said “A cat is man’s best friend.”?If cats were so smart, why haven’t they learned to come when you call their name?Dogs are braver. They take the roughest jobs!1) Junk Yard cat (not);2) Bomb sniffing cat? HA
ericbutts74 almost 11 years ago
Plus, no one said “who let the cats out!.”