Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 29, 2014
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January 30, 2014
Transcript:
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU FOR A SHOT AT A REAL DATE LATER... SPEED DATING FOR LAWYERS,,TextDescDuplicator,2014-04-17 11:00:04.010,TextDescDuplicator,2014-04-10 12:00:28.153,0x0000000000436267 304078,LOOKS LIKE THE LEADING HEALTH HAZARD FOR MEN IS STILL TESTOSTERONE." EPITAPH: OF COURSE I'M SURE I TURNED THE POWER OFF FIRST...
Ida No over 10 years ago
So, should I file my briefs?
watmiwori over 10 years ago
The right to have Beula remain silent is hereby specifically waived. Do you understand that?[gulp] I do.
hermit48 over 10 years ago
Bar & GRILLED?
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Are they all soliciting?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Really, isn’t it like that when it’s NOT speed dating and there are no lawyers involved?
Varnes over 10 years ago
Bar and Grilled. Sir Wiley Miller, I salute you….You shall be known forever more as the context king…I am agape, sir….
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Very dry. :)
thirdguy over 10 years ago
Yes, but that is after he consumed the entire GDP of Scotland!
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
I vote for the couple with the ponytails…ain’t love wonderful, the first few weeks (it that much)
Linguist over 10 years ago
My alcoholic friend wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar.
dabugger over 10 years ago
wow….how boring; who will be the judge?
Destiny23 over 10 years ago
Mr. Smiley is DEFINITELY hiding something…
Reality,really? over 10 years ago
How about a song for the wedding march. " layers in love ". Nah who’d write a song w a title like that!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Lawyers would never speed date – they bill by the hour!
chuckercan over 10 years ago
That’s why they call it the ‘Bar Exam’.
phoenixnyc over 10 years ago
Um…shouldn’t this be “speed dating for cops”? When exactly would an attorney say this?
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
A “Mental Pause” must set in for them to get together.
Caddy57 over 10 years ago
Key it up to the tune of “Love and Marriage” but I call it Merger and Marriage.
wrwallaceii over 10 years ago
You should have mentioned it to the judge… his friend, ( now deceased) might still have been alive if the judge had done his job honestly.
westny77 over 10 years ago
Dude this is your clue get up and run as far as you can.Lady don’t flatter yourself you are not Doris Day.