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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 29, 2014
January 28, 2014
January 30, 2014
Transcript:
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU FOR A SHOT AT A REAL DATE LATER... SPEED DATING FOR LAWYERS,,TextDescDuplicator,2014-04-17 11:00:04.010,TextDescDuplicator,2014-04-10 12:00:28.153,0x0000000000436267 304078,LOOKS LIKE THE LEADING HEALTH HAZARD FOR MEN IS STILL TESTOSTERONE." EPITAPH: OF COURSE I'M SURE I TURNED THE POWER OFF FIRST...
Ida No about 11 years ago
So, should I file my briefs?
watmiwori about 11 years ago
The right to have Beula remain silent is hereby specifically waived. Do you understand that?[gulp] I do.
hermit48 about 11 years ago
Bar & GRILLED?
Superfrog about 11 years ago
Are they all soliciting?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
Really, isnât it like that when itâs NOT speed dating and there are no lawyers involved?
Varnes about 11 years ago
Bar and Grilled. Sir Wiley Miller, I salute youâŠ.You shall be known forever more as the context kingâŠI am agape, sirâŠ.
Superfrog about 11 years ago
Very dry. :)
thirdguy about 11 years ago
Yes, but that is after he consumed the entire GDP of Scotland!
puddlesplatt about 11 years ago
I vote for the couple with the ponytailsâŠainât love wonderful, the first few weeks (it that much)
Linguist about 11 years ago
My alcoholic friend wanted to be a lawyer but he could never pass the bar.
dabugger about 11 years ago
wowâŠ.how boring; who will be the judge?
Destiny23 about 11 years ago
Mr. Smiley is DEFINITELY hiding somethingâŠ
Reality,really? about 11 years ago
How about a song for the wedding march. " layers in love ". Nah whoâd write a song w a title like that!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
Lawyers would never speed date â they bill by the hour!
chuckercan about 11 years ago
Thatâs why they call it the âBar Examâ.
phoenixnyc about 11 years ago
UmâŠshouldnât this be âspeed dating for copsâ? When exactly would an attorney say this?
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
A âMental Pauseâ must set in for them to get together.
Caddy57 about 11 years ago
Key it up to the tune of âLove and Marriageâ but I call it Merger and Marriage.
wrwallaceii about 11 years ago
You should have mentioned it to the judge⊠his friend, ( now deceased) might still have been alive if the judge had done his job honestly.
westny77 about 11 years ago
Dude this is your clue get up and run as far as you can.Lady donât flatter yourself you are not Doris Day.