The Duplex by Glenn McCoy for April 13, 2009
April 12, 2009
April 14, 2009
Transcript:
Fang: Getting ready to start your new riding mower, huh? Eno: Shh! now, let's see... Eno: One; set mower level. Two: Disengage clutch. Three: Move throttle to fast. Four: Pull choke out. Five: Turn ignition. fang: Six: grip steering wheel tightly.
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Teresa Burritt (Frog Applause) creator over 15 years ago
Next time, Eno, put it in REVERSE!
cleokaya over 15 years ago
Seven: crack open a beer. Eight: put lawn off until tomorrow.
bald over 15 years ago
maybe eno was going to drive to the convenience store for more beer
COWBOY7 over 15 years ago
Maybe on the way WALKING to the convenience store he’ll find that riding mower!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago
you go, cleokaya!
comicgos over 15 years ago
One: Engage Brain!
farren over 15 years ago
Six: disengage clutch AGAIN.
pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago
As I would occasionally say to callers on the computer hotline I worked for 11 years, RTFM (Read The Appropriate Manual).
No, that’s not a typo.
mrprongs over 15 years ago
He never put gas in, so it quickly ran out before the end of the driveway.
risitas over 15 years ago
Seven: chase down runaway mower, before it bangs into neighbor’s Volvo…