Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 13, 2014

To thy own shallowness be true.

They’re all being phone-y…..

Don’t really like phones that talk back…

I recently had to break up with my Palm Pre. It slowly stopped responding to my touch.

“Does he have a brother?” No, he has an old Smith Corona.

“Do you have a brother?”“I have found 3,475 brothers near your location”

He does have a brother – TomTom – and he rides in my car but he is a re-calculating SOB . . . . ☻

Don’t do it, Pam! He’ll sweet-talk you until you give him the power he wants, then he’ll drop you like a bad connection!

Costumer for “And Then There Were None” wanted to call Dan D Rental to get a white vest for the butler, Rodgers. Siri couldn’t find Dandy Rental.

Oh look. A character that isn’t Pam. I bet the cartoonist did this just because I exposed his sinister plot a few strips ago. And red lipstick with glasses too. How impressive.Well don’t think we’re fooled for one minute buster! We know about split screen video and the ability of one person to play two parts at once. We’re not stupid! After all, we read this comic on a daily basis and… oh… wait… let me reword that.