Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for March 02, 2014
March 01, 2014
March 03, 2014
Transcript:
Miss Bliss: Let's see what Alice has painted! Alice: I call this "No More Stupid Naps." Alice: I'm exploring issues of dominance, ageism, and uncheck adult super visor fascism through post expressionistic imagery of power, innocence and repression. Miss Bliss: It's very pretty, Alice! Thank you for brightening our classroom with your art! Alice: I think it flew right over her head. Dill: So did my performance piece "No More Stupid Baby Carrots", especially the part where I pretended to regurgitate the orange crayon.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Performance art just doesn’t go over at Nursery school!
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Alice has the “artist’s statement” spiel down perfectly, right to the letter. And her painting is good, too! She ought to be hired as a “child genius art critic” by some major metropolitan newspaper, such as that fat pompous one in New York City that tries to squeeze everything in.Dill’s performance piece, however, seems rather run-of-the-mill….
Bittermelon of Truth almost 11 years ago
Alice could do an interpretive dance piece. But Miss Bliss will just think it’s cute.
Dani Rice almost 11 years ago
Miss Bliss has enough experience with kids to a) know she understands what Alice is saying, and b) act as if she doesn’t.
GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That’s the way it was and the way it will always be, Alice.
Kaputnik almost 11 years ago
Sounds like some of Calvin’s explanations of his snowman art.
WaitingMan almost 11 years ago
When Alice gets to be my age (60), she’ll appreciate the value of a good nap.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
my art always showed rejection…and am still!
pumaman almost 11 years ago
She’s wearing a smock. Smock smock smock. Ha ha.
jaxxxon58 almost 11 years ago
Miss Bliss is looking a wee bit different today.
artybee almost 11 years ago
You don’t have to be a great artist if you’ve got your rap down cold.
scrabblefiend almost 11 years ago
Pretty good for Dill to know the word “regurgitate”