Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 06, 2014

didn’t take long, though

Freeze dried not Deep fried.

In all my years on the slopes, I never once heard an instructor use food references to describe skiing stances.

But since we are, “rigatoni” has to be pretty painful too.

Yeah, how about it! ;D

If you calamari, you’re gonna have a bad time (see South Park skiing episode)

Yours is the only food reference related to skiing that I’ve heard before….

Pizza and french fries are what instructors are using now in teaching children. I cannot say its universal but I have heard it many places now.

The ski instructor is named Olaf!

As Moe Howard of the Three Stooges used to say…“Alright….Spread out!”

mmmmmmmmmm!!!!!! (Spanish and Italian for good) I like everything but I’ve never had calamari and cannoli and the word is French fries

poor Wiz he wiped out eh???!!!!!!

Which is why I don’t do calamari. I don’t mind a dinner that sticks to my ribs; I just don’t want it sticking to my esophagus on the way down, y’know?