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Some women are just NEVER satisfied even when you write them poetry — and not even cowboy poetry..To list your praises would fill a tomeFrom your great love, I’d never roam
hsawlrae about 11 years ago
Then how come you buy them?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Well, it beats being cuter than the Capitol dome, a rat-tail comb, or a map of Rome….
Earl was getting pretty low on rhymes.
OK, OK…. I’m going home.bluegirl285 about 11 years ago
Hey, give him SOME points at least for trying…
juicebruce about 11 years ago
Opal at your age you should know when to clam up !
cdward about 11 years ago
“And you’re prettier than my Harley’s chrome.” Now that’s high praise.
timzsixty9 about 11 years ago
DARN IT, Opal…i wanted to hear the big finish!
Crabbyrino Premium Member about 11 years ago
You think deeper than the garden’s loam. (Praising a woman’s brain is very sexy.)
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 11 years ago
Some women are just NEVER satisfied even when you write them poetry — and not even cowboy poetry..To list your praises would fill a tomeFrom your great love, I’d never roam
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
Personally, I think the garden gnome looks better.
goweeder about 11 years ago
I’m tired of this, I’m going home.
lecrenb about 11 years ago
I thought women loved garden gnomes… they’re always inviting them home…
jtviper7 about 11 years ago
Poems don’t do it like flowers do…
ChessPirate about 11 years ago
“And you’re cuter than a garden nuum.”“Nuum?”“Yes, nuum.”“You mean gnome?”“Nuum, yes, that is what i said, you idiot!”
Number Three about 11 years ago
I think they are!
xxx
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
Reminds me of the first poem I ever wrote for my wife, who was raised in scenic Washington State:
Ode to (Name witheld upon request)
A snow covered mountaina grass covered hill
The beauty of theseI’ve had my fill
Their beauty doesby comparison fade
To you my darlingwho I wanna get laid.
ladymadcat about 11 years ago
Very sweet, Earl!