If you buy her an iron, be sure to get the ironing board too. (You can use the board for protection.)
Is Valentine day painted red on the Aztec calendar?
Setting a new record for the 100 meter grovel
It’s okayMy wife got me a valentine
He’s got to get one for the Cute Chick so she’ll keep speaking to him. And he’s got to get one for the Fat Broad so she doesn’t beat the crap out of him.
I read a trivial fact that on the Korean Calendar the 14th of each month is devoted to romance. They have a hug day, kiss day and 10 others.
Happy Have-Your-Ex-Lover-Executed Day!(How re-assuring for the current one.)
favm over 10 years ago
If you buy her an iron, be sure to get the ironing board too. (You can use the board for protection.)
favm over 10 years ago
Is Valentine day painted red on the Aztec calendar?
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
Setting a new record for the 100 meter grovel
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 10 years ago
It’s okayMy wife got me a valentine
tygrkhat40 over 10 years ago
He’s got to get one for the Cute Chick so she’ll keep speaking to him. And he’s got to get one for the Fat Broad so she doesn’t beat the crap out of him.
dflak over 10 years ago
I read a trivial fact that on the Korean Calendar the 14th of each month is devoted to romance. They have a hug day, kiss day and 10 others.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Happy Have-Your-Ex-Lover-Executed Day!(How re-assuring for the current one.)