Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 30, 2014

Well, at least Greg’s name could still fit in there……

Girl, don’t you throw out anything?

“The Windmills Of Your Closet”“Don’t Hang Around Here, No More”“Out Of The Frying Pan And Into The Closet”“You Say Potato, And I Say Ta Da”“Try To Look On The Bright Side Of The Closet”“Organized Chaos”“Room For Improvement”or “What A Fine Mess You’ve Gotten Us Into”

Next on “Hoarders”…

Y’know what? Some people’s text messages, Twitter posts, Customer reviews (on websites and app stores) and Facebook posts look exactly like Lu’s closet… – Jumbled, tangled, where one thing ends, another begins and it begins to look like a run on sentence like this and has a bunch of loose thoughts put together in a way that makes sense to the person who did it but not to much anybody else and after awhile you need a roadmap to even stop reading their stuff or to find your way out of their random collection of words and is without punctuation and not ending on a complete thought and stuff and spelling ekceterrrrra

Yes. and Yes. – Let’s just say that even Jerry Springer would probably shake his head….

Judging by that student’s paper from North Carolina… yes….

Ha ha ha!!! But the one difference being, that even then I was geared toward a specific thought…..

This is the girl who thinks she’s getting into community college.

It’s a wonder that Oprah never had him on her show. Dr. Oz? Dr. Phil (pronounced Dr. “Feel”)? Her loss!….

LOL!!!!

Nah.. as we’ve learned yesterday, there are not enough shadows lurking around….

It’s as organized as my mindmaybe more so

what is the meaning TA DA?

Two words: “Sweeps….week….” – I guess the words would be in that order…

Of course, in Luann’s case, it could also mean: "This is A Dangerous Area!…..

Problem is, what needs sweeping seems to be taking another form…

So Art must be his middle name!…

Pretty good start, Luann. But you can’t rest on your laurels now. Tell her, Nancy….

many times what “ONE” sees as disorganized, that they can’t find a particular thing in less than 10 minutes, for “ANOTHER” it is perfect, and they can actually find what they looking for in less than 5 seconds

With the long A, as in “ace”.

@IamBlueJay

Neat parody of how some posters here write….

Oh, Oh… Where is Puddles? And how long has he been gone?

But Mom, you just said to get everything in my roomcleared up and put away. You didn’t say it had to beneat and organised

18 years of junk, crammed into a tiny space. Now take a picture of it and SHOW it to Pretty Boy to Let Him KNOW That THIS is the Reason Why You Two Will NEED a BIG House with TWO Huge Walk-In Closets to Hold All YOUR Stuff….,

Three months of work and it’s sloppy. What kind of work will Luann turn in when college classes give far less time to complete a project?

Where’s Waldo?

If this strip gets any more boring, I have to quit reading it!

Hasn’t it been established that Luann will be living at home when she attends Community College? If that happens, she might get tired of it before very long, and want to do something else. It seems likely that she could feel left out of the lives of Quill and Bernice at Mooney (or is it Moony) U. But then, that situation is at the end of the summer after high school graduation…

When tomorrow comes, we should be seeing the preliminary stages of the “Prom” story. It seems I read a mention here about it taking place in early April. Is that accurate? When it comes, I hope the performance lives up to the promotion!

Luann! You have Got to be kidding, no?! How can you Find Anything?! Young women aren’t the only ones with semi-disaster closets…my son used to be the same way…now he has to contend with a wife who is almost as bad as he is! ;)

Re: Donn’s long treatises…now I remember why my eyes glazed over when I started (emphasis on “started”) to read his “stuff”…not having the patience to actually finish reading, I gave up and was able to breathe again! Geeze, he was worse than the wild rambling rose I am trying to get out of my flower beds… ;P

Ta Da is “onomatopoeia” for the musical fanfare sound indicating the completion of a stage act or magician’s trick. (If you can consider a musical fanfare a natural sound.) It goes back at least to vaudeville.

I wonder what Quill would think once he finds out how messy Luann is?