FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for March 29, 2014

Who wears a cup that big anyway? Looks like they’re using bowls that holds popcorn.

Hey, safety first!

The clerk asked"Y’a ’wanna super size that?"…….

And just how does the clerk know what size they need? A measuring tape?? (That’s how they fit bras after all…)

Reminds me of an episode of Blackadder, where Rowan Atkinson’s codpiece just kept getting bigger and bigger.

As I said the last time this appeared (what a year or two ago?):This comic is absolutely nuts! Oops … let me rephrase that …

Roy McAvoy approves

Elephantitis

I cut this out about 8 years ago and still have it pinned up on the cork board. A boys wishful thinking.

You mean like that saying, your hat and your glove size are the same? Is there a correlation between your shoe size and…? Everybody knows how fast teen boys’ feet grow.

I hate to admit this..

12 years old, 7th grade. We had to change for Phys. Ed. None of us had…er..‘matured’ yet. The first boy that changed his underwear, and put on a Jock Strap (athletic supporter, for you ladies) was me. I was OH! So embarrassed!

What are they using, pillows?

It takes balls to wear a cup that big.

Tell that to the numerous size queens I encounter! :-P