@wildcatherder omaha isn’t the joke. There’s a pretty well-known company, Omaha Steaks, that sells meat. This joke was a little weak, just a pun written on a box. And a joke should still make some sense. So you called the wrong company, okay, but what did you ask for? Just “a box of your products”??
Ages since I had a box of those. One of my favorite contractors gave me a box of filets every year, with a large bottle of Beefeater’s. Good doing business with him.
There’s an OS store near us, and they have a very nice selection. Little on the expensive side, but the occasional sale makes it very affordable. And the sales ladies were very nice. Plus, no shipping. Oddly, one of my favorite items is “Kodiak Cakes” pancake mix. So simple, even I can make them, and they are very good. (I am not a compensated spokesperson, but I play one on TV)
Obviously they have a bone to pick with their order. Or rather they would, if they had actually gotten what they wanted. In which case they wouldn’t need to pick any bones. And my head will be pounding if I keep on in this vein.
favm over 10 years ago
Smaller than the potatoes?
Allen Rymer over 10 years ago
oh, that must be the new vampire weaponry place….
Superfrog over 10 years ago
Surprising information for all stakeholders.
cdward over 10 years ago
And that, kids, is why spelling matters.
boff0 over 10 years ago
Guess we’re gonna go camping!!!
MotherOfMoses over 10 years ago
Dinner is at stake.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
And that that very moment, a family of beavers was looking at the box they received and wondering what they would do with meat.
J Short over 10 years ago
It’s the last place horse from the Omaha Stakes.
osceola over 10 years ago
@Al and DogsniffIt would have been funnier with Dracula and his bride as the chefs.
mistercatworks over 10 years ago
What’ so funny about Omaha?
jbellmyer Premium Member over 10 years ago
@wildcatherder omaha isn’t the joke. There’s a pretty well-known company, Omaha Steaks, that sells meat. This joke was a little weak, just a pun written on a box. And a joke should still make some sense. So you called the wrong company, okay, but what did you ask for? Just “a box of your products”??
vldazzle over 10 years ago
Ages since I had a box of those. One of my favorite contractors gave me a box of filets every year, with a large bottle of Beefeater’s. Good doing business with him.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
At least they didn’t get THIS!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
There’s an OS store near us, and they have a very nice selection. Little on the expensive side, but the occasional sale makes it very affordable. And the sales ladies were very nice. Plus, no shipping. Oddly, one of my favorite items is “Kodiak Cakes” pancake mix. So simple, even I can make them, and they are very good. (I am not a compensated spokesperson, but I play one on TV)
manoloroco over 10 years ago
Instead of forks, for the potatoes.
JB10000Lakes over 10 years ago
So, which is more likely, wooden stakes, or a box full of poker chips (for playing “omaha”)?
sparsley over 10 years ago
I don’t get it.
Elvanion over 10 years ago
Considering most cartoonists can’t spell for squat, you turned this one into a good funny.
jack fairbanks over 10 years ago
Only defense against Peyton the Impaler
Daeder over 10 years ago
Brought to you by Omaha Tent Co.
The Rolling Cat over 10 years ago
Obviously they have a bone to pick with their order. Or rather they would, if they had actually gotten what they wanted. In which case they wouldn’t need to pick any bones. And my head will be pounding if I keep on in this vein.