Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2014
Transcript:
PANEL 1 "ONCE A POLAH VAHTEX HAS YOU IN ITS ICY GRIP, ALL YOU CAN DO IS RIDE IT OUT BUT WHEN IT LETS UP..." PANEL 2 "...YOU'VE GOTTA THINK FAST." PANEL 3 PANEL 4 "WELL...ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US?" "NOT ON AN EMPTY SHOTGLASS." "AND HEAH WE GO INTO THE BAHBON VAHTEX."
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 10 years ago
Perhaps I shouldn’t read this on an empty shot glass.
Superfrog over 10 years ago
The elixir of truth.
Varnes over 10 years ago
Seriously, Bourbon?….Not Canadian? In Maine? They’re right there….
g55rumpy over 10 years ago
hand me my pal Jim Beam
Ida No over 10 years ago
NEVER finish a story on an empty shot glass.
thirdguy over 10 years ago
Will tell tall tails for Jack!
davbart92663 over 10 years ago
Movie reference: The Hallelujah Trail.
Donald Plesence (sic) plays Oracle Jones a (semi)accurate soothsayer that needs whiskey to see his visions. “Aah, now I sees it!”
gosfreikempe over 10 years ago
Alcohol needs notwithstanding, it looks like the story’s about to go downhill.
Raygun over 10 years ago
That would be the Vodka Vortex for me – with some orange juice.
lmbullock522 over 10 years ago
What’s with the stupid dialect? It adds nothing to the strip. Just write in plain English.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Or as we always put it, “The first liar doesn’t stand a chance.”
Packratjohn Premium Member over 10 years ago
Still haven’t decided which beer goes best with Frosted Mini Wheats.
SkyFisher over 10 years ago
I thought Flo’s place was a Diner not a bar.
milania over 10 years ago
Booze in a diner?
dabugger over 10 years ago
Imagination for a swig…..
Linda Pearson over 10 years ago
Anything can happen in a comic. I do like listening to the old mans stories. I wonder where Wiley got them?
Enoki over 10 years ago
I am not anywhwere near drunk enough to be reading this…
jahoody over 10 years ago
@lmbullock522…..it IS written in plain English, down east style where Eddie & Flo live….whassamattayou?
jahoody over 10 years ago
@lmbullock522…..it IS written in plain English, down east style where Eddie & Flo live….whassamattayou?
jahoody over 10 years ago
@lmbullock522…..it IS written in plain English, down east style where Eddie & Flo live….whassamattayou?
phoenixnyc over 10 years ago
If I were straight, I’d ask Flo to marry me.
dflak over 10 years ago
Watch it Eddie: in vino veritas. You just might wind up telling the truth and blow your credibility all to Hades.
Enoki over 10 years ago
Next week Eddie will be appearing as Topper in Dilbert.
westny77 over 10 years ago
The cat is always on his shoulder Does it go to the bathroom there?.
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
just needs a little lubricant for the throat. Helps with the veracity of the story.