Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 26, 2014

Waitressing with your eyes closed…never a good idea. Looks like Lucky has found his soulmate.

So this is your 3rd baseman Gil?

I think that’s the same girl who was working at Subwich when Herk the Mauler beat up those two punks.

Somebody needs to work on his chopstick skills. He’s holding them too close to the tips to be very effective.

The girl has over 4 pounds (1/2 gallon) of root beer on the forward edge of the tray. It’s held down by her thumbs at the back edge. How did she get that far?

Wait … why do I see him winding up as Wendy’s next — and acceptable — paramour ?

A pot of hot coffee would have made this much more entertaining.

What are the chances the waitress resurfaces on the Womans softball team and rides this plot well into the summer?

If it weren’t for bad luck he’d have no luck at all.

Wait a minute, who was it that said yesterday, “I can’t wait until tomorrow when the waitress dumps the pitcher on Lucky.”Oh yeah, I remember, it was me! Now Neal and Rod are stealing from me.I want to find a place that passes out eggrolls like breadsticks. And thanks to Lucky, free dinner for the family. That’s why dad takes him out to eat a lot.

Hey, wouldn’t all this be a wacky idea for a TV sitcom? I’m surprised the writers for the Lucy Show, Three’s Company, Laverne & Shirley, or the The Love Boat never thought of anything like this.

You think it was just an accident? Mopped Up Thorp knows the truth!

In all reality, how come Lucky showed no reflex move at all to escape getting root beer spilled on him. Was he intentionally not moving to get a free meal ?

In all reality, someone has already posted the video of Luckys misfortune on the internet.

Not your week, huh?

I think we get the point that “Lucky” is accident prone

P2- Those are Taquitos, not eggrolls. Thanks Neal and Rod for giving us laughs in Springtime.

Gee, I guess she “popped” him in the head. Maybe they should get together. A little nookie and both will have their hormones balance out. Oh, the joy of teenagers exploring romance. Who needs Seinfeld?

What was the name of the character that used to be in “Lil’ Abner” that was jinxed and had that black cloud following over him every where he went?

Well, just be glad it wasn’t a pitcher of Hoo.

All I can say is that I can’t wait to get eggrolls and rootbeer from a German-owned restaurant that specializes in Tahitian food.

I envision Gil and Kaz performing some sort of “voodoo” ritual to take the bad luck away from Lucky.

Lucky is in a klutz slump. Maybe the team can take a page from the Cinncinnati Reds Big Red Machine from the 1970’s and put him in a clothes dryer like Dave Concepcion to shake him out of a slump. Orrrr….this waitress is the slump buster Mark Grace would approve of.

I can see where this storyline is going…Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color will pay a visit to Milford: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIZLsOtUpJM

Bah ha, good one Whiz.

I just saw something in panel one. The chop sticks.

Anybody this ’klutzy" would have to put their eye out wth those things

“You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don’t help.” -– Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

Actually, I think it was Horowitz before he changed it.