Endtown by Aaron Neathery for March 12, 2014

The mutants are mixtures of human and critterDid Jim find a non-human part that won’t fit her?Raccoons are unusually, oddly equippedThe males are, at least.So might Sarah feel gypped?=|====/ Level HeadVote for Endtown 2.0And for Doc Rat, tooThe Endtown ForumThe Endtown AuctionThe Endtown Books

Maybe it was a brain tumor…

“How do I love thee? Let me count the ways…” He just found another way.

Heh! He gets to put the bone in boner!Gawd! suddenly I’m 15 again and making juvenile jokes. My former educators are turning over in their graves!

You’d think Sarah would be saying that catch phrase more often than Jim, especially when it comes to realizing how much her lipstick bill is going to skyrocket. But, if that was Jim yelling right now, maybe Sarah is preparing to ask, “Does this biosuit make my hips look fat?”

Oh sweet mystery of Life at last I found you!

Darn, so much for my “Oh John” “Marsha” stick from yesterday. Curse words just ruin the whole set-up.

His 3 foot furry self just took a good look at her 5 foot lizardness…

Well, if Albert and Gustine can sustain a relationship, so can Jim and Sarah…

And remember folks, this is in Jim’s new Helium effect voice.

Someone commented yesterday that this story wasn’t humorous enough. Are you happy now?

This is certainly going to be a 50+ comment day today.

maybe her tail is prehensile

Looks like Holly is coming back to her usual self.

I kind of figured that after being stuck in biosuits for six years, the couple would probably spend some time in the “fitting of suits.”

At least they didn’t mutate the other way around. Lizards have 2 penises – actually one split, called a hemipenis.In reality, male raccoons are no lugs in the equipment department. Unlike, as Bruno pointed out, gorillas.

“I forgot to remember to forget her…”

How do we know Jims yell wasn’t a scream of ecstasy????

@Gildedtongue regarding the Sweet Mystery:Right on! ;D

I’m curious about Clive. All the other transporters ..besides Petey…would not do anything for the mutants. Clive must be sympathetic?? Just Curious!

On a sadder note.Cynthia Lynn passed Monday night at 76.So long Fraulein Helga……Col Klinks lovely secretary.

On a completely different note… could Sarah’s memory issues come from chemical changes that may not have mutated “normally” due to the cancer? I wonder if there’s other issues rather than just her memory being hazy.

She was in all kinds of TV back then. Steady worker. Mission Impossible and many others.Hogan’s Heroes was her first major role rather than parts in a single story.

Have a little sympathy, Holly. It HAS been six years.

Cartoon animals, or mutants, may not be totally celibate… but they don’t indulge in…uh… carnal relations. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

What is a T-virus what is a mangini and what does it’s jaws do where did you read this? or is this something most pps know, but I don’t